No one likes Tara Reid down under

While in Australia for the Hookers Ball, Tara Reid attempted to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for club appearances, but for some odd reason no one was biting. She finally lowered her asking price to a modest $3,500. No word on if anyone took her up on the offer.

Gosh, $3,500. That’s a steal. I wonder why no one wanted her to show up for that little cash. If the goal of my club was to bring in as many surgically disfigured, 40-year-old looking women as I could, I would have been all over this. Too bad no such club exists. Tara Reid could have used that money to buy herself a clue. By clue I mean car and by used I mean drive into the ocean. Just thought I’d clear that up for you. I didn’t want any confusion over my feelings towards Tara Reid.

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