This girl has built an entire career out of nothing; Seinfeld would be proud. Her only talent is filling out a bathing suit. First it was Baywatch. Now, she’s in Vegas sauntering around on stage as a magician’s assistant. I hope she follows through on her retirement plans. I can’t watch this no-talent, Botox-filled, circus clown anymore. She’s embarrassing herself and hurting my eyes. *sigh* But, I would still do her. What the penis wants, the penis gets. – Captain Swarthy
Editor’s note: Captain Swarthy is a masochist.