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Pam Anderson, your trailer park awaits

This girl has built an entire career out of nothing; Seinfeld would be proud. Her only talent is filling out a bathing suit. First it was Baywatch. Now, she’s in Vegas sauntering around on stage as a magician’s assistant. I hope she follows through on her retirement plans. I can’t watch this no-talent, Botox-filled, circus clown anymore. She’s embarrassing herself and hurting my eyes. *sigh* But, I would still do her. What the penis wants, the penis gets. – Captain Swarthy

Editor’s note: Captain Swarthy is a masochist.

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Scary
16 years ago

Have you seen her without her makeup. She looks scary now. She was hot 20 years ago. now she’s just an old hag with bad makeup.

Leonard Cherry
Leonard Cherry
16 years ago

She looks 15 years older than she is. She has not aged well. Not to mention her personality, she’s an idiot!

BlametheCanadians
BlametheCanadians
16 years ago

I say we throw her back to Canada. Let them have her skanky dried up ass.

Larry Putzgerald
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16 years ago

Canada says “No give backs”