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Paris and K-Fed might have done something

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People reports Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline hung out together in Paris’ room after partying at LAX on Saturday. However, they seemed less friendly with each other while partying at Pure on Sunday sharing only a shot of tequila.

Page Six, on the other hand, reports Kevin Federline “dissed” Paris at the New Year’s Eve party at Pure.

“Paris whispered some pretty sweet and enticing words in Kevin’s ear,” a Federline family insider told PageSix.com. “She basically asked him where he was staying and if he wanted to visit her in her own suite.” According to the source, Kevin passed, but he said, “It will not be so easy to deny her next time.”

Kevin’s right. A chance to sleep with Paris Hilton is pretty hard to pass up. Same with self-castration, sticking a baseball bat in your anus, having your balls stomped with cleats and sticking a serrated knife in your ear. I don’t know how he resisted the first time. He must have the willpower of a thousand Buddhist monks.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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