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Pete Wentz is banned for Christmas

Pete Wentz

Joe, a Baptist preacher, isn’t too keen on Pete Wentz’s predilection for making out with men and has banned Ashlee Simpson’s boyfriend, Pete Wentz, from coming over for Christmas.

“Joe was skeptical about the relationship from the start,” an insider told Star magazine. “There is a rumour that Pete tried to commit suicide, but with the news of his possible bisexuality, Joe blew his top.” The news has not gone down well with Ashlee. “She is upset, but she values her dad’s opinions and has agreed.”

I wouldn’t let Pete come over for Christmas either. I don’t need some emo kid regaling the table with tales of slobbery makeout sessions with guys and then crying every time he opens a present. Aww, how sweet. You see beauty in this snow globe I gave you? How about this fist. This is pretty beautiful too, right? Here. Take a closer look.

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Musicisourhigh
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If this is true and that is a huge IF I think Mr. Simpson needs to let his little girl grow up.

illtakeittomygrave
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illtakeittomygrave

okay.
pete is wonderful.
so what if joe doesn’t like him.
grow up.

cry at every present?
loser.
this fist?
even worse.

obviously published
by some fat midget
on a powertrip.

dont you just wish you were pete.

sarah
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sarah

not true. and pete would not cry at opening presents. would not talk about making out with guys in his past, even though there is nothing wrong with it. is not bisexual – making out with guys doesnt make you gay or bisexual. and there is beauty in a fist, especially when its aimed at bullshitting reporters

Shania
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Who cares what ashley thinks if that story is true. Pete doesn’t need her to be bull shitty about it. so what if he would cry through every present, which he wouldn’t. I don’t think that Pete needs this girl if she can’t except him for himself. Pete looks great and he has the love from his band and all of his fans!!!! I’m a huge fan of Pete’s!! So who ever write that shit should go find the truth before it comes back and gets shoved up his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASHLEE
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PETE YOU ARE NOT GAY ARE YOU? If you are it is ok,you are still sexy.I understand kind of! You do not have to be afraid to tell , that is if you are gay.you will probally not like me because I am 11.But it is probally wieard getting advice from a 11 year old who loves you. I wish you the best of luck and all of my love . LOVE Ashlee ann c-m

NALY
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DAMN SHE IS SO F’N LUCKY HE IZ SO F,N HOT

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