I like how Drea DeMatteo is staring at Piper Perabo’s ass. It makes me feel slightly less pervy when I do it. Fortunately, now that this is acceptable, I don’t even have to make up excuses like “Oh, me? I was just staring at your pants… which hug your tight ass! Hot damn, woman. I could bounce a quarter off that!” Yea, apparently, I’m not as quick on my feet as I thought I was.