No one knows whether Ricky Martin is gay, straight, really gay or ultra gay. Except for maybe his beautician, “skin care guru” Ole Henriksen who was recently interviewed by a Swedish magazine. One question he was asked was who, besides his partner, he’d consider going on a romantic getaway with. His gushing reply,
“I’d go for Stig TÃ¸fting (former Danish soccer player) but since he’s straight, I’d say my client Ricky Martin.”
The moral of this story is to never trust your beautician. Sure, they keep your skin looking flawless, but they have really loose lips. Like one time my beautician told a bunch of supermodels how I donated thousands of dollars to the Make A Wish foundation. “Dude, so not cool, it was supposed to be anonymous.” I made sure to say that loudly in front of said supermodels.
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