Remember when Tara Reid had those gnarly surgery scars on her stomach from whatever operation she thought would make her beautiful, but didn’t and instead turned her into a grotesque reminder of the dangers of plastic surgery? Well, they’re gone now. Ta-da! Now you won’t feel like vomiting when you look at her in a bikini. That’s all I ever asked of her. That and for her to disappear forever, but we can work on that one. Baby steps, Tara, baby steps.
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