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That ass got Jessica Alba pregnant

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba’s rep confirms that she’s pregnant with Cash Warren’s child. The two met while working on The Fantastic Four where Cash was a director’s assistant and Jessica Alba played one of the lead roles. Jessica’s rep says,

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,”

When a director’s assistant can impregnate one of the most attractive women in the world, it gives me hope and at the same time, takes it away. Well played, you dick. I’m both in awe of your sorcery and concerned that an 800 lb. piano might make its way out of a tall building and onto your head. Hopefully, by the time that happens there’s still time to abort this fetus.

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Tammy
Tammy
12 years ago

It takes 2 to make a baby.

Nicolina
Nicolina
12 years ago

Haha, sick burn!

TheLostGirl
12 years ago

Making the baby is kind of besides the point if you don’t stay together long enough to raise it!

Joltin' Django
12 years ago

Kudos, Jessica Alba, for becoming pregnant with Hollywood’s latest bastard child!!!

Joltin' Django
12 years ago

Congrats, Jessica Alba, upon bringing yet another Hollywood bastard child into the world!!!

melissa333
melissa333
12 years ago

Who cares who she spanked,she’s knocked up and that’s all that matters.

She gonna get fat like a pig, then barf up all the fat then go on oprah, “the whore” for obama’s show,and everyone will love her now hot and no longer fat ass.

You suck super hot bitch,die,I am saddened by your happiness!Just kidding,who really cares this much about these rich bitches anyway,peace I’m out!

Lily
Lily
12 years ago

The two are back together you idiots! leave her alone.

Angela
Angela
12 years ago

April 20th, 2007 They split.

Sept 14th, 2007 Cash Warren Dumps Vera Mishina after a one night stand in NY. “He cheated on Jessica the minute he was away from her”. Alba forgives him and goes back for more.

Dec 21st, 2007 They announce they’re pregnant. That doesn’t sound very planned. Did they have some kind of agreement… Cash will stop spreading his seed all over the place if you get knocked up immediately? I don’t think he’s interested in being faithful… if they’re already having issues with that.

Angela
Angela
12 years ago

Why would you cheat on Halle Berry or Jessica Alba? You are extremely likely to be caught AND your woman will be embarassed. I mean, really. Be upfront if you behave that way… it’ll save everyone time.

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