Over the weekend, Sting was on his rented $35,000 a day yacht in Sydney harbor sucking the toes off his wife Trudie. I’ll never understand why people are into this. They’re feet. You can clean them and scrub them, but at the end of the day they’re still feet. They sweat in your socks and some of them even have toe jam. You could get the same effect sucking on the ground underneath your refrigerator or licking the crevice between Rosie O’Donnell’s second and third chin.