This is gross

Over the weekend, Sting was on his rented $35,000 a day yacht in Sydney harbor sucking the toes off his wife Trudie. I’ll never understand why people are into this. They’re feet. You can clean them and scrub them, but at the end of the day they’re still feet. They sweat in your socks and some of them even have toe jam. You could get the same effect sucking on the ground underneath your refrigerator or licking the crevice between Rosie O’Donnell’s second and third chin.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
16 years ago

Hmmmm? Sting has this weird sex thing working, much more-so than my own. With that in mind I’m guessing he’s really just getting her foot lubed up so she can slide it up his ass. The best way to ensure you have a clean colon is to jam a foot up there.

16 years ago

You guys are missing out on a lot of fun! Every part of a woman’s body is an erogenous zone. If you haven’t simulated each and every one, both you and your sweetheart are missing out. BiG Time!

If you don’t believe me . . . believe Sting & Trudie.

If a little Mother Earth bothers you take a dip in the pool, ocean or bathtub before you get started. Because once you start you may find yourself “busy” for quite a while. Both giving and receiving pleasures, new & old.