Page Six reports Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio, is already a few months pregnant with her first child.
Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur.
I’m happy for you Alessandra. Hey. Maybe later you can cut out my heart with a butter knife and stomp on it with 6-inch heels. Here. Take back your stupid underwear that I took from your dirty hamper. I don’t want them anymore. Oh, what? No. Nothing. I just said congratulations, that’s all.
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