The Sun posted footage of Amy Winehouse smoking crack 19 minutes after she snorted ecstasy and cocaine and admitting she took six Valium to bring herself down. The video shows Amy wandering around a crack den bellyaching about her cat she thinks someone stole. “If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord – I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.”
In spite of what everyone believes, Amy Winehouse can be helped and it isn’t through rehab. All you have to do is replace her crack pipe with one of those kiddie bubble pipes. That way, instead of a high like no other, she can play with the bubbles that come out. There’s an off chance she’ll notice something is amiss and try to stab you with a dirty needle, but look, bubbles!
Bonus: Amy Winehouse strips in the middle of a department store to try on clothes. Just like Britney!
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