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Angelina Jolie is pregnant for sure

Some believe the “loose and flowy vintage Hermès dress” Angelina Jolie wore to the SAG Awards indicates that she’s pregnant with twins. I, on the other hand, think that’s just their subtle way of calling Angelina Jolie fat. You guys are so mean. Aww, don’t cry Angelina. Come, let me comfort you. First, let me take off my pants. It’s hot in here.

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Sarah
13 years ago

This country is way to obsessed with calling people fat! She couldn’t be fat if she tried!

Pastafarian
Pastafarian
13 years ago

Wow she’s pregnant?! Fascinating.

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