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Ashlee Simpson has a bikini

Ashlee Simpson and boyfriend Pete Wentz were in Costa Rica where they found time out of their hectic celebrity lives to lounge around in their swimsuits and do nothing. Oh and look, Pete Wentz is even more of a douche than I previously imagined. Nice trunks you fairy.

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Saint Nightwalker
Saint Nightwalker
16 years ago

So precisely what style of swimsuit could Wentz wear that wouldn’t cause cuntsacks like you to shriek and screech sand bleat that he was “a fairy/f****t/cockgobbling queer/insert bigoted insult here”?

Rick Da Ruler
Rick Da Ruler
16 years ago

THANK GOODNESS SHE TOOK CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY OF A NOSE THAT SHE WAS “BLESSED” WITH…SHE AIN’T NO JESSICA, BUT SHE IS DEFINITELY PLENTY FUCKABLE FOR THE TIME BEING ANYWAY

sexymomma
sexymomma
16 years ago

She is the reason I’m glad I’m an only child. It must suck to be the ugly one. Like that giant kadarishian(sp) sister…whew

NALY
16 years ago

SHE HAS A REALLY NICE BODY… SHE MUST HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT ALL THIS TIME!