Awesome update: Britney probably won’t see her kids again

Britney Spears

Kevin Federline and his lawyers are already at the Los Angeles Superior Court’s Stanley Mosk Building Monday waiting for Britney Spears to show up so they can begin the custody hearing. Meanwhile, Britney is still at home and plans to not even consider attending the most important hearing to date in her custody battle. People reports,

As the hearing time passed, Spears, 26, remained at home. A source said she had “no plans” to attend the session. Another source said she had been “strongly advised” by her legal team to attend the hearing, adding that the singer was told that “her attendance is important.”

Stupid legal system. Don’t they know Britney is busy being a big star? Can they possibly expect Britney to work on her British accent, go to Starbucks, hang out with a photographer she met a few weeks ago AND attend a custody hearing. That’s like asking her to use a fork and knife at the same time. Watching her eat is like watching a bear tear through a fish.

Update: TMZ says Britney is on her way to court to testify.

Update 2: If you wanted to make a lot of money, you probably bet that Britney would show up to court. Well, you were probably feeling pretty good about your bet when she drove into the courthouse tunnel. Feeling good, that is, up until Britney told her lawyers she just wasn’t “into” testifying and drove away from the courthouse tunnel. Your stomach most likely did a few flips because you realized your bookie was really going to break your legs this time. But, you heaved a sigh of relief when Britney drove her Escalade back into the tunnel. Oh, then she drove away again and went to church. You’re so screwed.

Update 3: The commissioner ruled that Britney will not have visitation restored. At least until her next hearing on February 19.

I’m moving this post up. I think you know why.

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13 years ago

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This girl is going deeper and depper down the tube.

Mallow Mind
Mallow Mind
13 years ago

I can’t believe it. How utterly sad. She needs serious help. I don’t thinks it’s mental, she needs her copper, zinc and magnesium levels checked (perhaps others). She’s alone and immature, she believes it will all go away if she ignores it. I am ashamed of the paparazzi…where is our humanity? Is this another Princess Diana tragedy about to unfold?

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
13 years ago

I’m guessing she just needs her chitlins and cornhole adjusted.
Poor ho hasn’t ever had a hand punching into her turd squirter, leaving those spincter rings all stretched out and smooth. Wriggling around with a clothes pin on her clit.
She’s be “singing” a different tune after a night w/ the Capt.
some real high hand colonics.

13 years ago

It’s not sad. :/ I am completely unsympathetic for Britney, honestly. She doesn’t deserve to see her children anyhow. And whatever happens to her, who cares? I sure don’t.

Rash Manly
13 years ago

I wish Britney would go to jail so they would transfer her to a mental health facility to save her life! “THE BRITNEY SPEARS JAIL SONG” . Sung to the tune of “Jailhouse Rock”. . “Sittin’ here up inside the county jail, Even with my money I can’t buy no bail, I told the judge I’m sorry but to no avail, Now I’m cryin’ all the time and you can hear me wail! . Unlock, The door to my cellblock, Just ask my last fan Chris Crock, I’m Britney, bitch, and I rock! . Everywhere I stand or sit are… Read more »

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