Caption contest: “TEETH” giveaway

Chris Martin

TEETH is opening up in limited release today in LA and NYC and expanding next week. The IMDB plot outline says,

Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.

Yea, her vagina has teeth. Something Britney’s desperately needs. Here’s a 5 minute preview.

With this release, I’m running a caption contest. The winner gets a signed poster by Jess Weixler, John Hensley and the director, a TEETH t-shirt, also a TEETH toothbrush, TEETH dental floss and TEETH toothpaste.

The rules are simple. Leave a comment or use contact form email (theblemish (at) making sure to use a valid email address to send in a caption for the picture above of Chris Martin attacking a photographer. Best caption wins. Contest ends Monday. Only one entry per person. Now go.

  • chrisxxx

    It’s all fun and games until Chris Martin tries to hump you.

  • Maltes

    “Hey, I told you twice already. Get my god damn good side.”

  • Josh

    Donkey Punch!

  • I said NIKON is better!

    Boost Mobile Anthem 2.0
    Behind the scenes with Jeezy, JD and Mickey Avalon

  • iwin!

    Paparazzo Moe had hoped he’d be the next ‘Adnan Ghalib’ by winning the heart of Chuck Norris. Needless to say, he was given the boot

  • cornhole is a loser

    *singing* “And I will all YELLLOOOOOWW all over yoooouu..”

  • Denari

    My wife is NOT a bitch!

  • giftofgab

    “Oh, baby. I just felt a rush of blood to my head. Wink wink”

  • luv da bwemish yo

    “Oh, when you see it then you’ll understand”

  • Alex

    Mmmm…hold your ground Terry…

  • Nicolina

    Aw man, I have such a good one but I don’t know if the US peeps will get it:

    “A confused Chris Martin tries to make photography history”

  • Rylan

    “A Rush of Blood to the Head.” Cameraman publicly takes on the role of Gwenyth Paltrow.

  • Kat

    Surprise paparazzi sex

  • Kat

    Cold Play fore play?

  • Jono

    fuck fair trade

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