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Caption contest: “TEETH” giveaway

Chris Martin

TEETH is opening up in limited release today in LA and NYC and expanding next week. The IMDB plot outline says,

Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.

Yea, her vagina has teeth. Something Britney’s desperately needs. Here’s a 5 minute preview.

With this release, I’m running a caption contest. The winner gets a signed poster by Jess Weixler, John Hensley and the director, a TEETH t-shirt, also a TEETH toothbrush, TEETH dental floss and TEETH toothpaste.

The rules are simple. Leave a comment or use contact form email (theblemish (at) gmail.com) making sure to use a valid email address to send in a caption for the picture above of Chris Martin attacking a photographer. Best caption wins. Contest ends Monday. Only one entry per person. Now go.

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chrisxxx
chrisxxx
12 years ago

It’s all fun and games until Chris Martin tries to hump you.

Maltes
Maltes
12 years ago

“Hey, I told you twice already. Get my god damn good side.”

Josh
Josh
12 years ago

Donkey Punch!

Koolkidkulture
12 years ago

I said NIKON is better!

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Behind the scenes with Jeezy, JD and Mickey Avalon
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iwin!
iwin!
12 years ago

Paparazzo Moe had hoped he’d be the next ‘Adnan Ghalib’ by winning the heart of Chuck Norris. Needless to say, he was given the boot

cornhole is a loser
cornhole is a loser
12 years ago

*singing* “And I will all YELLLOOOOOWW all over yoooouu..”

Denari
Denari
12 years ago

My wife is NOT a bitch!

luv da bwemish yo
luv da bwemish yo
12 years ago

“Oh, when you see it then you’ll understand”

Alex
Alex
12 years ago

Mmmm…hold your ground Terry…

Nicolina
Nicolina
12 years ago

Aw man, I have such a good one but I don’t know if the US peeps will get it:

“A confused Chris Martin tries to make photography history”

Rylan
Rylan
12 years ago

“A Rush of Blood to the Head.” Cameraman publicly takes on the role of Gwenyth Paltrow.

Kat
Kat
12 years ago

Surprise paparazzi sex

Kat
Kat
12 years ago

Cold Play fore play?

Jono
Jono
12 years ago

fuck fair trade

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