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Caption contest: “TEETH” giveaway

Chris Martin

TEETH is opening up in limited release today in LA and NYC and expanding next week. The IMDB plot outline says,

Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.

Yea, her vagina has teeth. Something Britney’s desperately needs. Here’s a 5 minute preview.

With this release, I’m running a caption contest. The winner gets a signed poster by Jess Weixler, John Hensley and the director, a TEETH t-shirt, also a TEETH toothbrush, TEETH dental floss and TEETH toothpaste.

The rules are simple. Leave a comment or use contact form email (theblemish (at) gmail.com) making sure to use a valid email address to send in a caption for the picture above of Chris Martin attacking a photographer. Best caption wins. Contest ends Monday. Only one entry per person. Now go.

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chrisxxx
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chrisxxx

It’s all fun and games until Chris Martin tries to hump you.

Maltes
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Maltes

“Hey, I told you twice already. Get my god damn good side.”

Josh
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Josh

Donkey Punch!

Koolkidkulture
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I said NIKON is better!

Boost Mobile Anthem 2.0
Behind the scenes with Jeezy, JD and Mickey Avalon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3er-A6HsW8w

iwin!
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iwin!

Paparazzo Moe had hoped he’d be the next ‘Adnan Ghalib’ by winning the heart of Chuck Norris. Needless to say, he was given the boot

cornhole is a loser
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cornhole is a loser

*singing* “And I will all YELLLOOOOOWW all over yoooouu..”

Denari
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Denari

My wife is NOT a bitch!

luv da bwemish yo
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luv da bwemish yo

“Oh, when you see it then you’ll understand”

Alex
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Alex

Mmmm…hold your ground Terry…

Nicolina
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Nicolina

Aw man, I have such a good one but I don’t know if the US peeps will get it:

“A confused Chris Martin tries to make photography history”

Rylan
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Rylan

“A Rush of Blood to the Head.” Cameraman publicly takes on the role of Gwenyth Paltrow.

Kat
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Kat

Surprise paparazzi sex

Kat
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Kat

Cold Play fore play?

Jono
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Jono

fuck fair trade

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