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Gwen Stefani can’t stop reproducing

Gwen Stefani

Having just given birth to her son, Kingston, last year, Gwen Stefani is reportedly pregnant again. 13 weeks pregnant!

“They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”

Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids. She said: “Obviously I’m in a race to have another one but I don’t want to do it while I’m out on tour.”

Why is everyone having a baby? Is there something I don’t know about? Should I be worried? Is this a sign that I shouldn’t be adopting children for the sole purpose of enslaving them or is it a sign that I should be? Should I not be whipping them? But, if I don’t, they won’t have any motivation to sew faster. But, if I do, I have to hear them constantly cry about it. Oh, what confusing times we live in.