I’ve long wondered what plans Heidi Montag has for herself in the future. Would she surprise me and become a scholar? A teacher? A physicist? President? Most likely not since these things require thinking and thinking hurts. Undoubtedly, the last time she used her brain was in 2003 where she figured out you don’t need smarts when you’re relatively attractive. Opening up her skull today you would find only a puddle of grey matter where her brain atrophied and liquefied. Although, she does have a nice ass. I’ll give her that.