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Kanye West makes Beyonce his bitch

Beyonce is in awe of Kanye's connect four skillz

These pictures taken with someone’s iPhone show Kanye crushing Beyonce with his godly connect four skills; subsequently sending her into a tizzy of self-doubt and shame. Kanye says,

When I was in Europe I would play this game for hours and hours… it helped me zone out. Everybody would get envolved… Derrick Dudley (Common’s manager) and Consequence were the best other than me… I beat Lexi… Don C beat Jay… Tony Williams beat Common… but every now and then people would speak of this legendary connect 4 champion……….. BEYONCE!!! I had 2 play her!…so last night at Jay’s new 40/40 club in Las Vegas (which is sidebar, crazy big w/ 24krt gold flooring, Black Jack tables, $500 slot machines,the biggest projection screen in the universe and the best turkey burgers I’ve ever had in my life) she beat me 9 times in a row! (and I didn’t even spaz lol) here’s a photo of the only game I won!

Good for Kanye for even winning 1. Every time I play connect four tears are shed, all the pieces end up strewn over the ground and the plastic game board magically gets broken in half. Stupid 12-year-olds. They’re god damn cheaters and cry babies. Take being hit in the face with a connect four game board like a man.

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  • Mare

    He’s got the man-boob thing going on.

  • Arnold

    If he’s currently on antidepressants or antipsychotics, one of the side effects is weight gain for many of those treatments.

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