Kelly Brook is affectionate

Billy Zane. What a lucky guy. IMDB says he’s filmed or going to film 6 movies in 2008. That’s amazing since I’ve heard nothing about them and probably never will. You could deliver lines in front of a mirror you’ll be just like Billy Zane. A hard fall for the guy from 1996’s, The Phantom, which is currently sitting pretty with a 4.8 on IMDB and 39% on Rotten Tomatoes. By all accounts he should be waiting tables or standing on the corner in a chicken suit passing out fliers for El Pollo Loco. His wet dreams should be the only memories he has of hanging out with a bikini clad Kelly Brook. Yet, here he is on the beach sticking his tongue down the throat of one of the hottest women on the planet. Props to you asshole.

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16 years ago

That’s nasty. He must have a giant schlong.