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Mariah Carey is topless

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey wandered around the Caribbean topless and covering up with only a magazine. Yesterday, I wandered around my room naked with the blinds open with nothing covering me up. I win! By the way, anybody hear those screams yesterday? Whoever was doing it sounded in distress. I was about to call the cops, but I looked in the mirror and fell in love.

Mariah Carey

  • MariahUK

    You are everything that’s wrong with the world. Sad pathetic hateful troll. Meanwhile Mariah is about to start her Christmas tour.

    • Mare

      That’s the point of the story…she is NOT about to start her Christmas tour. Only a few shows cancelled, so far.

  • Nate Fanfare

    “Waddling” … stay classy, fucks.

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