Mary J. Blige, Timbaland, 50 Cent = Steroid users

Mary J. Blige, 50 Cent, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and actor Tyler Perry have all been accused of ordering steroids and HGH [human growth hormones] from doctors and pharmacists according to an article by the Albany Times Union. The stars supposedly used fake names to be prescribed the drugs by a doctor out of Florida. None of them are being accused of doing anything wrong. Mary J. Blige denied these reports.

“Mary J. Blige has never taken any performance-enhancing illegal steroids,” the singer’s spokeswoman Karynne Tencer told the Daily News.

This is a sad day indeed. I know you guys can never be naturally as strong and chiseled as me, but that’s no reason to take anabolics or HGH. Be happy with what you are; a wrinkly pipsqueak with muscles of an 8 year old and eye-bags of a 60 year old. Trust me. Being so genetically awesome isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. Ha. Who am I kidding? It’s the greatest thing ever. I wanted to make you feel better, but why play this charade? You wouldn’t lie about banging a supermodel would you? Of course not. Coincidentally, I banged a supermodel yesterday. I am teh win.

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Armine Abrahamyan
16 years ago

I wonder what they wanted to do with these steroids.


16 years ago

50 cent obviously takes steroids. i mean..look at him. as for mary j, she probably wants to lose wight and stuff.
anyways there’s nothing wrong with roids so you people stop judging ok?

16 years ago

50 gained a lot muscle since he dropped out Get Rich or Die Tryin

Though the muscles he has can be achieved without steroid but I don’t think he had so much time to work out, so maybe he used something.

Whether or not there’s no problem with it I think.