Paris needs new clothes

Paris Hilton

A day after hitting on K-Fed in this silver sparkly number, Paris made her way to LAX in Las Vegas. There must have been a 2 for 1 sale on these dresses because she’s wearing the same thing, different color. She must be downsizing knowing that she won’t be inheriting much money. Do you ever see this girl with any friends?? Every pic I see, she’s always alone, striking a pose, desperately seeking attention. Even Nicole Ritchie can’t seem to stand her. Any person willing to hang with her is only looking to use her. Once the money runs out and the looks fade, where will you be Paris? Wise up. We can only laugh at you for so long.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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