Paris Hilton loves free stuff

Paris Hilton

MSNBC suggests Paris Hilton is trying to buy her way into being the godmother of Nicole Richie’s baby by dropping $1,500 on baby gifts. Paris picked up the gifts at Petit Tresor which included five organic blankets. I don’t care about this because worrying about Paris turning Nicole’s kid into a whore is the furthest thing from my mind.

What matters to me is people are letting Paris Hilton into gift suites at Sundance. She managed to snake her way into the Kenneth Cole Reaction lounge grabbing an iPhone (she already has one), an Xbox 360 and pet accessories. If I was running one of these suites, I’d let Paris Hilton in as long as she was willing to be tasered in the vagina in exchange for one gift. If I’m giving away free stuff to this bitch, I want her to entertain me and hopefully have the added benefit of singing her vagina closed. But, I doubt it. That thing has been torn so wide you’d hear echoes if you yelled into it.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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