Paris Hilton might be drunk

Paris Hilton partied at LAX Sunday night and got completely trashed before going on the mic and telling everyone she wanted to lick their balls. No, really.

By the way, umm, it’s fucking Sunday night, but DJ AM is here, the shit. He has all his boys. He fucking rocks. LAX is the best fucking place to go. Sunday night is my new favorite night. Everyone in here is rocking their fucking balls off. I love it. I want to suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, [something] it, cum on it. So, let’s all party our nuts off because this is the best crowd I’ve been. Fuck the Hollywood crowd. I want the LAX crowd to know here. Fucking, DJ AM, Steve Aoki and all of AM’s fucking boys who are the best DJ’s ever. We’re going to have so much fun tonight. I love you and there’s so many hot girls and boys here that I want to fuck you all. I love you all.

Last time I was at a club, I paid $10 to get in and was charged $9 for a Captain and Coke which I’m pretty sure the bartender spat in. My point is, LAX sounds pretty exciting. Especially when Paris Hilton gets on the mic to threaten you with STDs.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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