People still have sex with David Spade

22-year-old Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace tells TMZ that she’s knocked up with David Spade’s baby. Having never heard of condoms or birth control, Hollywood is said to be in shock that the pull out method isn’t 100% effective. Spade issued this statement,

“I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”

This is depressing. If David Spade can F a Playboy Playmate as hot as Jillian Grace, I should be able to beat Rockband on expert for both guitar and drums. Right? Right?!

NSFW pictures. Thought I should warn you.

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Rick Da Ruler
Rick Da Ruler
14 years ago

She is ut another prime example of how an apparently hott Hollyweird hosebag, or the majority of sexy-looking non- celeb chicks too for that matter, will sell out & open those legs to the highest current bidder…Even if he was the exact type of guy that turned her the hell off physically… Ain’t no way in Hell that Spade cornball would’ve ever had a shot at even sniffing her most soiled of overly worn thongs if he was just some dude checking her out at the mall (still looking like he does, but without the $$$) and then stepping to… Read more »

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
14 years ago

AH HAAAAA, I see she’s got corn on the cob! Within my circles, that’s an open invitation. She’s is looking to walk around w/ that corn cob jammed up her pink cornhole only the corn husks left out to rustle in the breeze. The corn nubs rubbing on her spincter as she walks.

12 years ago

David Spade got to have hot sex with that??? The man’s heart must have been pounding like a brass drum.

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