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Rachel Ray hates Dunkin’ Donuts coffee

Rachel Ray

Rachel Ray was on set to film a commercial for Dunkin’ Donuts coffee and was bitchier than usual. Grub Street says she stormed onto the set, took one sip of her coffee and proclaimed the Dunkin’ Donuts blend given to her was — loosely translated — utter shit.

So a friend of mine was on set last week as Rachael Ray filmed her latest Dunkin’ Donuts commercial. According to her, Rachael stormed onto the set and snapped at everyone. Not news, I know, everyone knows she’s actually a gigantic asshole. BUT! I am also told she took one sip of her Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, yelled “What is this shit? Get me MY coffee,” and would not continue until she was given “her” coffee – i.e., Starbucks.

Good lord. Calm down bitch. Sure, Dunkin’ Donuts coffee tastes like it was mixed with toilet water, but in the end it’s still just coffee. You’d think someone shoved raw meat down her throat or forced her to eat at T.G.I.F.

  • capt. cornhole

    “dude, my chapped taint ROCKS!”

    She always has the sour look, even when she’s smiling. Like she was cornholed for so long her ass is leaking mocha colored spermy shit, it’s running down onto her taint a festering into a nice flakey case of chapped taint.

    Yummy!

  • Rick Da Ruler

    What an unsexy little troll she is…You just know there’s a bunch of waaay over-douched slop waiting for you to munch on…Uh, gee, RACH, but NO THANKS…Time to go straight to the assisted foreign object insertion w/this smurfette…Perhaps a frozen turkey baster for starters…

  • thedude

    Don’t be mean. I doubt the new versions of the Dunkin Donuts coffee is the same blend they used to sell in the restaurants. It probably does suck. As for her, she is cute. Pick on Martha.

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