Sarah Jessica Parker is indifferent

Sarah Jessica Parker spoke to Allure about being named “unsexiest woman alive” in Maxim magazine’s bottom 10 list. She doesn’t sound too offended, but it’s said unsexy people don’t have feelings anyway.

“My impression is what they find sexy doesn’t make them very interesting, or unusual or special. That’s the beauty of this country. We can have different opinions and coexist and be amused by each other and hurt and offended.”

The only interesting thing about looking like a horse is hearing the conversations that take place when you go camping. Although, I bet it gets pretty boring for your husband to keep telling strangers that, “No, you can’t ride her through the forest,” or “No, I don’t have a carriage she can pull. Wait. You want to pay me how much? Ohhhh honey, coooome heeeere.”

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

tell me “HEE HAW HEE HAW” isn’t what she’s saying!

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

I’ll bet she can cum just from rubbing a vibrator on her mondo “blemish”
A huge rod in her asshole, while she’s rubbing a vibrating dildo on that monster mole.
Her tight balloon knot pulling on a cock.

Then shooting a load on that “blemish”.