Scientology makes sense

If you’ve ever wanted to read a Scientology document just to see if the religion is really as insane as you imagined, then today is your lucky day. Someone (Ebaum’s or one of the chans) leaked a secret document yesterday which gives you some insight to the cult religion. My favorite part is


This same pattern, but given in an amusement park with a single tunnel, a roller coaster and a Ferris wheel, was used between about 319 trillion years ago to about 256 trillion trillion years ago, a long span.

The symbol of a Gorilla was always present in the place the goal was given. Sometimes a large gorilla, black, was seen elsewhere than the park. A mechanical or a live gorilla was always seen in the park.

Reading this, I’m reminded of that Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns has a room full of monkeys attempting to type the great American novel. “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times…” Yea, this is kind of like that except it makes even less sense. Read the whole thing here or, if it’s been taken down, I’ve copy pasted it under the cut. Sorry for the formatting.



1.Walk around and count bodies until you have a cognition. Make

a report saying how many you

counted and your cognition.

2.Note several large and several small female bodies until you

have a’ cognition. Note it down.

3.Note several large and several small male bodies until you

have a cognition. Note it down.

4.Find a tight packed crowd of people, note it as a crowd, then

as individuals until you have a

cognition. Note it down. Do step over until you do.

5.Seat yourself unobtrusively where you can observe a number of

people. Spot things and people you

are not. Do to cognition. Note it down.

6.Seat yourself unobtrusively where you can observe a number of

people. Spot things and people you

can have. Do to cognition. Note it down.

7.Note some physical thing about yourself you don’t like.

Observing people, in them note that body

part. Do to some change. Note it down.

8.Observing people, spot things that are not wrong with them.

Do to cognition. Note it down.

9.Walk around and note someone walking toward you, then someone

walking away, then someone

walking toward you, etc. Do to cognition. Note it down.

10.Walk around and note how people stick to the ground and their

sense of weight. Do to cognition.

Note it down.

11.Spot importances in people while looking at them. Do to

cognition. Note it down.

12.Look into space and find places where there are no persons.

Do to cognition. Note it down.

13.Walk around and note where there are people. Do to cognition.

Note it down.

Central Orgs



Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead,



[AD means: After Dianetics –




Attach to this HCOB, HCOB 17 April AD 13 A COMPLETE GPM


Correct HCOB 17 April 1963 as follows:

Omit introductory paragraphs and Points of Interest.

Substitute the text of this HCO Bulletin.

In the pattern, change “Beings (People) (Those) who never


Change “A Being (someone) who never goals.” to A BEING WHO


Omit “(Someone)” wherever it appears in the pattern.

Change “Fervent Believers in Goaling” to ANY FERVENT


Change “No Goalishness” to NO BEING GOALISHNESS for the BE

form of goal.

Change “Some Bad Condition Dependent on next goal” to THE



In the example “To Create” change oppterm “Creationishness”

to CREATINGISHNESS and make other

pattern changes as indicated above.



This goal pattern (HCO Bulletin of 17 April 1963 as changed)

was in use in an aircraft-type set between

315 trillion years ago and 216 trillion years ago and less, and is

the pattern which precedes the Helatrobus

Implants in this galaxy. It remains to be seen if all preclears

have it.

The goals were given with one or more goals in a series,

usually one, and that goal was To Create. The

preclear possibly has this goal several times during this period.

It was given in the mocked-up fuselage of an aircraft with

the thetan fixed before an aircraft door. (There

are also two or more aircraft fuselages used in the Helatrobus

Implants, but the preclear moved through

them, was not fixed in them.) The date is the way to tell the

pattern. The Helatrobus Implants existed only

between 52 trillion and 38 trillion years ago, the total life span

of the Helatrobus government. If the goal is

found to lie earlier, between 315 trillion and 216 trillion or

later, up to 52 trillion years ago, then it is probably

this pattern.

The goal items were laid in with explosions.


This same pattern, but given in an amusement park with a

single tunnel, a roller coaster and a Ferris

wheel, was used between about 319 trillion years ago to about 256

trillion trillion years ago, a long span.

The symbol of a Gorilla was always present in the place the

goal was given. Sometimes a large gorilla,

black, was seen elsewhere than the park. A mechanical or a live

gorilla was always seen in the park.

This activity was conducted by the Hoipolloi, a group of

operators in meat body societies. They were

typical carnival people. They let out concessions for these

implant “Amusement Parks.” A pink-striped

white shirt with sleeve garters was the uniform of the Hoipolloi.

Such a figure often rode on the roller coaster

cars. Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes

formed part of the equipment.

The Hoipolloi or Gorilla goals were laid in with fantastic

motion. Blasts of raw electricity and explosions

were both used to lay the items in.

The series is always five goals. These are very simple

goals, no long words. To End, To be Dead, To be

Asleep, To be Solid, To Create, To Find, To be Visible, To be

Sexual (not To have Sex as some pcs give it),

To be Invisible, To Postulate and a very few more were used,

always five goals in a series. The series

usually started with To be Dead, but To End, To Sleep and To be

Asleep must also be investigated as the

first goal of each series.

The pattern in HCOB 17 Apr. AD 13 is correct for all of

these goals, as changed in this HCO Bulletin.


From about 256 trillion trillion years ago to about 370

trillion trillion years ago the GPMs are the Bear


These use the same pattern, similar amusement park

arrangements, the same type of goals as the Gorilla


The only real difference is that instead of a mechanical

gorilla a mechanical or live bear was used, and the

motion was even more violent.

There is, however, a change of pattern in the Bear Goals in

that TWO RIs were added. These come as a

pair just below “The Vast Value of Goaling.” They are oppterm “Any

worries about being _________ or

goaling” opposed by terminal “A worried goaler.” Aside from this

addition, the pattern is the same as the

Gorilla Goals.

Mostly raw electric sprays are used in the Bear Goals to

drive in the items.

The Bear Goals were handled by a group called, I think, “The

Brothers of the Bear” and were the

ancestors of the Hoipolloi.


From about 390 trillion trillion years to 370 trillion

trillion years ago, the Black Thetan goals were given.

These were given in a glade surrounded by the stone heads of

“black thetans” who spat white energy at

the trapped thetan. The trapped thetan was motionless.

The pattern is the earliest “To” form of GPM now known.

There were six RIs per goal, consisting of:


Not Accomplished

Action (ing)

Never Action (ing)


Not Goal

There were from 15 to 18 goals in the series, all of a

simple nature such as To End, To be Dead, To be

Asleep, etc.

The full series will be published at a later date hut is

easily reconstructed, always following the same

pattern of six.


From somewhere around 110,000 trillion trillion years ago or

earlier to 390 trillion trillion years ago, the

most difficult GPMs on the track were given. These contain four

RIs per set, positive-negative in dichotomy,

(example: Wake, Never Wake, Sleep, Never Sleep), the four given

five times for every one picture shown.

This makes 20 firings per picture.

But the first picture is invisible and the thetan afterwards

is not expected to find then the first twenty

firings of RIs (four in a row, repeated five times). This makes a

“vacuum” for a picture and groups the bank.

This type of implant is probably the source of vacuums in the

reactive mind.

The remaining pictures vary during different periods of the

sequence, but consist usually of a scene of a

cave, a railway, an airplane, a view of a sun and planets. The

first “picture” making the total number of five is

invisible and is no picture.

The pictures have a moving object in each (except the

invisible one) which backs up halfway through the


The trick is to get the RIs out of the invisible picture,

particularly the basic first four.

The RIs also fire right left, then left right so that the

“Never” RI the next time has swapped sides. They

go positive, negative, then, with swapped sides, positive


They are simple aberrative words. Start, Never Start, End,

Never End are always the first firings, followed

by Begin, Never Begin, Stop, Never Stop for the second whole

series of firings. The same four run through

all five pictures. Then the next four go through all five, etc.

There are many words used.

Early in the series 3-dimensional sets were used, late in

the series only 2-dimensional pictures were



There may be earlier GPM-type implants but the Goal idea

does not go back earlier evidently than 390

trillion trillion years — in the “Black Thetan” Implants. Earlier

material is only positive, negative and

dichotomies according to present data. But the earlier ones are

more aberrative to the pc.



The trick is to run a full series through on any of these as

found, no matter how late it is in the period,

then find the first time the series was given the pc and run the

complete series. Then get the next earlier type

of series and do the same thing.

Your pc may not have been in the areas where these patterns

were used and may have different types of

implants. If so, make sure first that the implant you have found

does not contain one of these patterns

before going to the hard labor of trying to make one up with the



Between 38 trillion years ago and present time a lot of

off-beat implants can be found. They sometimes

have only pictures, sometimes only items, sometimes items and

pictures both. They are usually short, often

have no goal in them, only positive — negative commands, and are

not hard to work out. The pc can usually

get them easily if they’re on his assessed R3R chain.



In a complex GPM pattern almost anything can be made to fire

until the exact RI is found. Then no RR is


Wrong RIs leave white mass and eventually crumple up the

engram. Missed RIs leave black strips or

patches. Partially discharged RIs leave gray patches. Restimulated

but not run RIs turn everything black in

the picture.

Scan a pc through RIs you don’t suspect and it all goes


Get a wrong date or wrong duration and the pc has no visio

or pictures that don’t belong there.



This is a rapid resume of principal GPMs on the track. Where

the pattern applies it must be done exactly

as given.

(Note: All trillions used are US trillions which are 1,000





Central Orgs



Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead,



[AD means: After Dianetics –






This is a rough, fast survey of the Train GPMs and the

Between Lives Implants and the pattern used.

The data involved in all this is of great scope and as it

concerns all the peoples of Earth, considerable

more work will be done on it.

As these are the most involved and low-toned implants on the

time track, it is recommended that other

earlier GPMs be completed before the Between Lives material is

tackled. After all tone arm action is the

important thing and any earlier GPM that gives it makes the

Between Lives Implants and Train GPMs easier

to run. So program for earlier GPMs. However, pcs do get into the

Between Lives Implants and do connect

with the GPMs there and in the Train GPMs, so the pattern and data

is released. Where possible run earlier


In any event, a safe rule is to run whatever GPM you can get

your hands on and date as little as possible

in 3N.


These are given to the being on his first contact with the

Marcab Invasion Force in this sector of the


Thus the Train GPMs date from hundreds of years ago to

hundreds of thousands of years ago.

Earlier on the track there are lots of trains such as in the

Invisible Picture GPMs. So the mere existence of

a train in the implant doesn’t make it the Train Implants. This is

established by date.

The implanting is done from a huge train station. The

announcer, through speakers on the platform,

gives continual running fire of wrong dates and directions, and

orders to depart and return to this point, and

“you don’t know when this happened to you.” A lot of hellos and

goodbyes and false information.

The being is put in a railway carriage quite like a British

railway coach with compartments. Speakers are

to the right and left in the compartment.

The train is backed up rapidly through eight pairs of stands

(eight on either side of the track, sixteen in

all.) These spray white energy against the side of the carriage.

None of the white energy touches the pc.

One pair of RIs fires during the whole backward run between

the stands and then, reversing in the

speakers, fires all the way forward again. One pair of RIs in the

pattern, then, fires a complete round trip.

Then the next pair fire for a complete round trip (forward and

back) and so on. There are then sixteen repeats

for each pair, 8 forward and 8 back, before the next pair.

The pattern is as follows:

(List for oppterm. Remaining terms use the whole phrase of

the goal “To Be ______.”)


NOT (Oppterm)

All (+ complete goal)

Nothing (complete goal)

Best (+ complete goal)

Not Best (complete goal)

Inevitable (+ complete goal)

Questionable (complete goal)

Doubted (+ complete goal)

Certain (complete goal)

Accursed (+ complete goal)

Commendable (complete goal)

Unforgivable (+ complete goal)

Forgivable (complete goal)

Hopeless (+ complete goal)

Hopeful (complete goal)

(Single RI) That’s your goal.

At the start of each goal (or pair perhaps) a face may come

up and say “You still here? Get out. Get off

this train. We hate you.” And from the speakers “This happened to

you yesterday, tomorrow, now. This is

your departure point, keep coming back. You’ll be meeting all your

friends here. When you’re killed and dead

keep coming back. You haven’t a chance to get away. You’ve got to

report in. This happened to you days

ago, weeks ago, years ago. You don’t know when this happened to

you. We hate you. Get out. Don’t ever

come back.” There’s a lot more of this including how you’ll be

pulled and pulled when you’re dead until you

come back. A lot of wrong dates are also thrown in.

The type of goal is of the worst negative dichotomy. To Be

Caught. To Be Wrong. To Go Away. To

Commit Suicide. Etc. The GPM “To End” begins the series. There is

a large number of GPMs in the series.

This series may have been given the pc on entrance to the

Marcab Confederacy plus or minus 200,000

years ago, and then again much later just before the first Between

Lives Implant as a preliminary step before

the actual Between Lives Implant.

It is therefore important to run these Train GPMs before

trying to run the Between Lives Implant itself,

for all these GPMs are repeated again in the Between Lives


In running these Train GPMs, be sure to get the first pair

on their first fire. There is a standard swinging

arm crossing signal that sounds at the end of each run of the


Trains play a large part in implanting. There are lots of

pictures of them, lots of rails way earlier than the

Train GPMs. But no earlier ones are given inside a coach. This is

what makes it nightmarish — the white

energy only hits the coach sides, not the pc. The rush of the

train puts heavy Kinesthetic into the engram.

The goals “To Start” “To Stop” “To Change” make the pc feel he

can’t control the train. To Be Unable. To

Be Instantaneous. Various perceptions are all in this series of

Train GPMs. If it’s bad, it’s there.


This implant properly has six parts.

1.Pc’s actual death (not in first one given).

2.First screen section (to left) giving a false death,

many GPMs calculated to obliterate

memory and group the time track, and some pictures

containing groupers. This says it

is 15 days long.

3.The main screen purporting to give the future trillion,

trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion

years from the year zero. On this the pc’s past implants

get stuck up.

4.The “Next Hundred Days.” A screen on the right of the

main screen giving a number

of positive dichotomy GPMs to fit the negative dichotomy

goals on the first screen

section (2). This also contains a false projection to

Earth “into a baby” complete with

sonic on the delivery room (a home bedroom with oatmeal

wall paper or the current

fashion on Earth.)

5.The actual kickoff from the implant station (not by

projection to Earth but being

dumped on Earth.)

6.The actual search for a baby.

The main screen is a long white board with a grate near the

top all the way along.

There is a roar in the whole place like blowers going.

Huge numbers of earlier GPMs stack up on (2). Lots of

earlier implants stack up on the main screen. The

whole operation is a huge grouper. But given good TA action, it

all eventually flies apart, especially if many

earlier GPMs and the Train GPMs are run first with good TA action.

The pc has had at least two series of Train Implants and

perhaps as many as 300 Between Lives Implants

in the last many thousands of years. Therefore the way to program

all this is to run mainly earlier GPMs on

the pc, then the Train GPMs, then any more earlier GPMs that can

be found and then the Between Lives


The Between Lives Implants (and the Train GPMs) have the

full intention of installing a compulsion to

return and a feeling the pc can be reached by them and be pulled

about, and wiping out all memory of former


But any pc can be run on earlier GPMs in spite of all this.

The reason this and other “screen implants” acts as a

grouper is because it restimulates earlier track

charge which then, pushing forward toward PT, crushes the

incidents and GPMs on the screen.

Of course it is all “wrong dated” and “wrong durationed.”

And this contributes to the crush of the

material toward PT.

But basically it is simply restimulated charge on the early

track that presses toward PT and shoves the pc

into the screen implant. Therefore if you just restimulate and do

not run early track GPMs when found,

eventually you will find your pc crushed up against recent times

and in these Between Lives screens (if life

and these screen incidents have not already done it).

This is the secret of the amnesia:

Restimulate enough early track charge and do not discharge

it and the being will have amnesia on the

whole track.

If you are monkeying about on the backtrack and just

partially discharging incidents, going on to

something new all the time, failing to run a series of GPMs

completely when you find them, after a while,

past track will become unreal to the pc. Then it will blot out and

vanish and you will only have these

Between Lives type of implants to work with. Then if you flub

them, your pc’s pictures will disappear. THE


This all occurs on the mechanism of early track

restimulation, compounded with wrong dates and wrong

durations. So the way to handle any pc is to locate or spring off

the bank early GPMs or implants and run

them fully.

Lack of Tone Arm action may upset this program but it is

mainly GPMs that stick tone arms since they

stall time.

A pc is in danger if earlier track is becoming less real or

is vanishing or the bank is pressing forward and

landing on screens. The remedy is take what was already

restimulated earlier, particularly GPMs, any GPMs,

and run them thoroughly (1) As GPMs (2) As engrams and (3) As pc’s

postulates. This discharges them.

Keep this up, be thorough. Don’t restimulate more than you

discharge fully. And the pc’s pictures will come

back on and the track go straight again.

The above gives you the right way to handle the Between

Lives Implants. Peel off the GPMs from it

(meaning early track GPMs restimulated on it and visible on the

screen) and run them fully before taking

something else off the screen to run.

Thus one does not really run a Between Lives Implant until

very late on a case. The auditor uses it when

it appears on a case (1) to realize that the earlier track has

been restimulated too much and too little

discharged from it and (2) to find earlier GPMs to run.

Excessive restimulation and flopping about on the early

track and running nothing clean will inevitably

bring the pc forward and up against the Between Lives Implants.

So the auditor who restimulates and does not run early track

material when found is doing a dangerous


The Between Lives Implants create amnesia only because they

restimulate early track and don’t

discharge it. If they didn’t do this they would not produce the

same effect. Therefore auditing undoes this

mechanism only when early track incidents are thoroughly run when


The worst sinner is the GPM. So never fail to run any early

track GPM completely when found, with its

whole series. Don’t go skipping about. Going earlier. Omitting

goals, leaving a GPM incompletely


Otherwise you will make the acquaintance with the Between

Lives Implant area.

If you know of any early GPM series left unhandled on the

pc, run it completely before restimulating

anything else.

And if you are running the Between Lives Implant grab off of

it any earlier GPM or incident you can find

and take it early and run it. Don’t stay with the screen. Peel

things off it that are earlier and run them.

Otherwise the pc’s bank will feel like crumbling forward into PT

like an avalanche.

This mechanism of the production of unawareness by

restimulating but not running charge on the early

track is itself an important discovery. It forbids then browsing

through the early track, a sip here, a datum

there. Be thorough or crash, out goes the lights, into PT slides

the pc with a thousand volts driving him on.

If you know of any early track GPM on your pc that can be

run with tone arm motion clean it up as a

GPM, clean up all the GPMs in that series, run it as an engram,

run any and all postulates out of it, get it

clean and then find something else.

The cycle of a pc in total amnesia at start of auditing

would be (if audited with good TA action):

1.Contacts yesterday

2.Contacts this life

3.Contacts childhood

4.Contacts a past life

5.Contacts incidents on this planet in the past few

thousand years

6.Contacts early track

7.Contacts lots of early track and GPMs

8.Contacts earlier GPMs.

9.Contacts very early material

10.Continues to clean up track

11.Contacts reasons for making pictures

12.Goes OT.

If you try to rush this by practicing unthoroughness from

(5) on, then when pc reaches (9) above you

will suddenly find him on the Between Life screens.

You will have overcharged early track and failed to

discharge it and the result will be:

8. Contacts earlier GPMs but has trouble holding position on

the track to run them and is ARC breaky;

9a. Contacts earlier material but it groups and scrunches

and sticks together;

10a. Collides with screen implants like the Between Lives

(there are earlier ones);

11a. Can’t keep pictures apart, things easily wrong dated

and is very ARC breaky and is stuck in Between


12a. Can’t reach the early track and at session starts, is

found to be stuck in this lifetime.

There is no shortcut back to finding when he started to

“make pictures.” The phenomenon of early

charge pushing the pc back toward PT if not run defeats any such


So making an OT is keeping the TA going with itsa line in

and being thorough on early track incident


If the pc has gotten into condition (12a) above or is

approaching it, don’t waste time on endless dating.

Just find any early GPM already partially run (the earliest one

you can lay your hands on without

restimulating others) and run it completely. Then find another and

another. And shun all new material until

you have completely handled the old. And don’t let the pc wander

around on the early track. Just find and

run GPMs and clean up fully whatever you find. Or you’ll be

sitting there reading this HCOB despairingly

trying to get your pc off a Between Lives screen.

Even if these listed evils occur, however, you have not lost

the TA action already gained, if misguidedly,

on the case and the matter is easily repaired providing you redo

what you’ve left undone and this time be

neat and restimulate the case otherwise as little as possible. He

or she is still closer to OT. They were just

making it the hard way.




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  • Between Lives


    23 July 1963

    By L. Ron HubbardÆ

    All right? Okay. What’s the date?

    [Audience:] “23rd”.

    Twenty-third? Well, what do you know!

    All right, 23rd July AD 13, Saint Hill Special Briefing Course.

    I had two choices here. I’m working on an assembly line

    process for you. I’m trying to smooth out your

    dating problems and that sort of thing. I’m collecting a lot of

    information on that, all of it very important as

    far as tone arm action is concerned. I followed through that wrong

    date or bad dating or misconception of

    date is the reason the tone arm action is — and I found out that

    the pc’s time sense is his basic aberration.

    And therefore I’m working like mad to get you processes that

    rehabilitate a pc’s time sense.

    Of course, the most exaggerated statement you could make is

    the time for a pc to run engrams is when he

    can call the date. And if you did that – if you did that, it’d be

    absolutely sure that the pc would be getting

    tone arm action on R3R, see. And discovered a new rundown of R2H.

    You’re using an R2H in a training

    pattern right now. Well, R2H exists, of course, as a highly

    therapeutic process, too, prac — more or less the

    way you’re doing it.

    But I’ve been refining it. Refining it. Getting it down to

    about a ten-step action, which gives the maximum

    tone arm action. Aims straight — I looked around for something I

    could use, you see, to rehabilitate a pc’s

    time sense, and there it was lying right in our laps. And so I’m

    refining that to just rehabilitate a pc’s time

    sense. And it does wonders for a case. And finally found that I

    may be looking at a one-shot OT process.

    And simple as though it — as it is.

    Actually, it becomes much simpler as a process to run than

    the one you’re running right now as R2H. But

    that is not quite ready to release. There are a couple of

    questions that are being — still kicking around about

    it, such as what happens when the pc gets into an engram and you

    say, “When was that?” and he is very

    surprised indeed to be in this engram. And then you say, Well, its

    bypassed charge is so-and-so and

    so-and-so.” And he has to put that together for you while sitting

    in the middle of one engram — all very

    interesting. I’ve got to answer a couple of questions like that

    and then I’ll release it.

    The common denominator — which is what I’ve been looking

    for — of case levels is simply that and no

    more. It’s just the time sense of the individual. That doesn’t

    mean it’s how well-timed he is, or this doesn’t

    mean that Gene Krupa and so forth — that’s rhythm sense. But just

    time sense. The whenness of things. And

    the deterioration of this sense is what gives you the case levels.

    And that is about the end of that.

    There’s tremendous ramifications to this. There are lots of

    other things that can make the pc unhappy or

    aberrated or significances by the ton. But a common denominator of

    case levels is time sense. And knowing

    that, then you could probably establish case levels, which we were

    trying to do by test a short time ago, by

    some kind of a test of time sense. The whenness of things. As

    simple as this: “What’s your earliest memory

    in this lifetime?” you see?

    And the pc says, “Well let’s see, I can remember back to

    when I was twenty-nine,” and so forth. You’ve

    probably got a case level — probably a case level 7 or something

    like that, you see. We got a case level 6,

    something like that.

    And you say, “Well, what’s the farthest back you can

    remember?” and so forth. And he’s trying to puzzle

    around and he looks awful cloudy and you wonder what he’s puzzling

    about so hard. And he’s trying to find

    out if he can remember back to breakfast. Well, you’ve got a case

    level 8, don’t you see? Or, if he can’t grasp

    what you’re asking him. No, but it is an indication here, of this

    type of thing. Your best — your best case

    programing, however, is a discussion with the pc about what

    process — because you’re dealing mainly with

    long-time pcs — what process have they been most interested in.

    And you’re liable to get a very interesting

    ramification out of the pc, is that they have never been

    interested in the higher-level process. They were

    really making gains when they were running — and they will give

    you some other process.

    And that merely gives you the class of process, you know.

    That doesn’t give you just — don’t continue

    to run the process, necessarily, that they were running, that they

    were interested in. But it tells you where

    the interest of the pc is along the case levels and therefore you

    can run the pc and he will feel that he can do

    these processes. And you may be running a pc who is,

    uncomplainingly and actually unaware of it himself,

    running processes he doesn’t feel he can do. You understand? You

    may be doing something like this, you


    And the pc’s sitting right there slugging and trying, and

    sweating at it and that sort of thing, and you

    just start being — just a discussion of interest, see. Interest

    discussion, that’s all. And the pc says, “Well,

    they so-and-so and so-and-so” and they were really interested as

    they were doing some 8-C at one time or

    another and they found that was terribly interesting, and actually

    there’s no process more interesting than

    that 8-C. Don’t you see? You’ve got your answer right there. Now,

    they’ve done an objective — an

    objective-type process is one that they feel they can do.

    These are all on the lines of estimation of cases, don’t you

    see? But right now I have a little assignment

    for you, is just have a discussion with your pc on this basis.

    There’s a bulletin will be out tomorrow on this subject

    that’s scheduled to go to HGCs. But you will find it

    considerably interesting and it tells you more about this

    discussion, but actually more or less just what I’ve

    just told you. Just have a discussion with your pc as to what

    process has been the most interesting to him

    and what does he consider an interesting process and all that sort

    of thing, and put it down in your auditor’s

    report. And don’t necessarily shift his gears, but this is —

    might be very revelatory to you and also to the pc.

    Now, I have a reality on doing a process that is too steep.

    I’ve never had this reality before and — this is

    the subject of today’s lecture — and I got confused and — didn’t

    much appeal to me. Process was just a bit

    too steep. That’s a brand-new experience for me, but I can

    sympathize .with the guy who’s wading along

    now and doing that sort of thing, running something that’s a bit

    over ‘is ‘ead.

    And I had some adventures recently that I’m going to tell

    you about in this lecture. And if any of you

    faint or anything like that, why fall straight back in the chair,

    not into the aisle and so forth. And if you start

    screaming or anything, why the — I think the pavilion speakers

    are on, aren’t they? You can go out there and

    scream. Anyway, the difficulties — the difficulties of

    exploration are based on the fact that you can most

    easily go when you know.

    And I think the British motorist deserves the gold medal

    amongst all gold medals for knowing before

    they go. I remember one time getting a routing from the Royal

    Automobile Club for an African trip and they

    gave me little cards. And everything was measured off in tenths of

    a mile. And I read these cards all over.

    You went over the top of a brow of a hill, you see, and there was

    a small cairn of stones to the right and that

    was 1.7 miles from the point you had just left, you see. And then

    down at the bottom there was a small

    bridge and it had a barn on the right, you see, and that was 1.85

    miles, you see. And that — going along and

    — I read all these cards and didn’t bother to take the trip

    because it was…

    But exploration has its disadvantages. Definitely has its

    disadvantages, because more than once, why,

    one finds himself out at the end of a ridge and there’s no way

    back — he can’t get up the sheer surfaces he’s

    come down — and he looks in front of him and he finds there’s no

    way down. And that is it. And so it can be

    too much of a good thing, not knowing before you go. You actually

    can’t know too much about where

    you’re going before you go when you’re doing anything like

    exploration of the time track. And I’ve been

    fronting up on this for some little while and I find very few

    times have I had any faint heart or upset along

    that until just recently. And I got the creeps, frankly.

    And well, it starts like this — it starts like this: I was

    up in the Van Allen belt — this is factual, and I don’t

    know why they’re scared of the Van Allen belt, because it’s simply

    hot. You’d be surprised how warm space

    is. Get down amongst the clouds and so forth, it can get pretty

    cold and damp. But you get well up and

    sunlight shining around and that sort of thing, it’s quite hot.

    And the Van Allen belt was radioactively hot.

    A lot of photons get trapped in that area and so forth. And I was

    up there watching the sunrise. Well, that

    was very interesting. And my perception was very good, and I was

    taking a look at Norway and Essex and

    the places around, you know, and getting myself sort of oriented.

    And then something happened to me that

    I didn’t know quite what had happened to me. I thought some

    facsimiles must have appeared in front of me,

    but they didn’t look like facsimiles. And some other things

    happened and I had a feeling like I might possibly

    go into the sun. And a few other little uncomfortablenesses there

    where… That wasn’t what awed me. But I

    got confused. I got confused because the sun was suddenly larger

    and then it was smaller and somehow or

    another I was doing a change of space process that I myself was

    not familiar with. And it made me sort of

    bite off my thetan fingernails just a little bit, you know?

    And I said, “Well, I’d better look this over a little more

    thoroughly.” And proceeded to do so. And a bit

    later that day, why I did some reach and withdraw on the polar cap

    and so on — orientation. And we got

    quite a bit out of this because I was able to establish some reach

    and withdraw process – I knew how the

    world must look to somebody who was in a body and had pictures

    appearing in front of them and that sort

    of thing. I knew they could get kind of queasy about this


    Well, that wasn’t what overawed me. What overawed me was

    when I found out I hadn’t been looking at

    pictures. That was upsetting, becau — I was invalidating my own

    perception. It didn’t look like pictures, don’t

    you see. And I was busy invalidating my own perception and so on,

    and I wondered why I was nervous.

    That was what was really puzzling me. What was this all about? And

    I couldn’t quite figure out what had

    happened and then I finally did find out what had happened. And I

    had actually appeared in a dispatcher’s

    tower on Venus and had appeared back where I was above here. And

    had done it like that. With no volition

    on my own part at all. That was upsetting.

    You start doing appear and disappear, you see, automatically

    and you say, “What’s happening? What’s

    happening? You mean to say I’m going to be prowling around in the

    stratosphere and all of a sudden find

    myself appearing and disappearing elsewhere without any volition

    on my own part?” Actually, I didn’t think

    all this through until later.

    But I thought, “Well, prowling around up here is a little

    bit over my head just now. And I’d better know a

    little bit more before I go.” So, that was some weeks ago, and

    since that time I’ve been exploring around and

    finally found out what I was looking at. And you talk about a

    fellow — he’s brought home this nice pet, tame

    variety of snake, you see, and he’s put it in a box. And then a

    snakeologist comes along and he says, “Good

    heavens, man! Where did you find that king cobra?” That’s the way

    I felt. I’d been looking at where you go

    every time you die, see? And I finally found out what this planet

    is and why life is so loopy.

    Now, we’ve got some of this back in 52. Dishing it out

    intellectually; I had a good intellectual reality on it.

    We’d talk about between lives area and we’d dished all this off

    the cuff. This is not data which is unknown

    to us, don’t you see? But that isn’t the same as going there. That

    isn’t the same as going there with your

    eyes wide open. And realizing that all you had to do was to be

    there at the exact point which you’re

    supposed to appear at and willy-nilly you would have gone over

    Niagara Falls through the implant, you

    see? And that is what has happened to me last few weeks, and… So

    I’ve been studying this situation very

    hard and, as I say, I’ve come up with the data with regard to it.

    Of all the nasty, mean and vicious implants that have ever

    been invented, this one is it. And has been

    going on for thousands of years. It’s the most complete memory

    wipeout system and the biggest bunch of

    lies that anybody ever had anything to do with.

    Now your understanding is that when you die, why somehow or

    another about fifteen minutes later you

    appear in another body. Let’s look at this thing from a time

    disorientation basis. That is a lie. It takes

    sixty-nine days plus. More than sixty-nine days. And you very

    often go — see, this has upset some of our

    calculations. We’ve wondered what has happened to some of our

    people, why they didn’t show up again

    immediately, that sort of thing. You’ve gone as long as eight or

    nine years between death and birth.

    Now what happens — I’ll just give you a fast rundown on

    this situation — what happens is, is you’ve got

    a compulsion to appear; this was why this yo-yo. see? You got a

    compulsion to appear at the between lives

    return-point. And, of course, you just do a disappear at death and

    an appear there. You don’t travel to there,

    see. It’s all nicely implanted and you’re supposed to arrive at

    this exact point. And having arrived at this

    point you go through the works. And the works consist of a false

    death given to you in pictures. You’re

    caught there and beamed in, and you get a bunch of pictures which

    they have taken — these aren’t your

    pictures — and it tells you all about the death you just died.

    Only that’s not the death you just died. They

    give you a completely false death.

    Now, this gives us a moment of pause, right at this point.

    This is alleged by the way, to be a fifteen-day

    time track. It isn’t. It isn’t. It’s days, but it isn’t fifteen

    days. And it says it’s a fifteen-day time track, see, and

    this is fifteen days from where you last were. It starts with a

    repetitive picture which gets you good and lost.

    In other words they keep giving you this same picture and this

    same picture and this same picture so that

    when you try to back out of the incident you keep running into the

    same picture, and you keep thinking that

    you’ve got the beginning of the incident and you haven’t. You’ve

    got a picture in the incident, see, and then

    you go to an earlier picture and you think you’ve got the picture

    now that starts the incident, and that’s

    wrong, too. So the trick is to get ahead of it.

    But that is — can be varied one way or the other, and I

    needn’t go on about this, but usually you see an

    actual scene and then you see a picture of a scene. So then you

    can’t really get outside the pictures in order

    to begin the incident, see, so you can’t find basic on the

    incident. That’s all that amounts to.

    All right, well this whole series of pictures represented as

    happening in the space of fifteen days,

    counted off day after day, gives you your death which is a false

    death. And it’s not the right death at all.

    Matter of fact, in scouting this in session, I found a death

    whereby I got me ‘ead blown off about 1150. And

    they showed me a picture of a death by exploding bombards. It was

    very interesting, because they didn’t

    have bombards in 1150. Get the idea? They didn’t have them for

    another couple of hundred years, see. They

    weren’t common. So they slip.

    But these pictures they show of your death are all Earth

    pictures. I don’t know how we explain this. It

    could be explained by them coming down and taking some pictures.

    I’d hate to explain it so esoterically as

    they pick up somebody’s photograph and photograph his facsimiles,

    because in this particular character it

    wasn’t possible. Either that or they, in some fashion, preordain

    the destination of the society at that point

    and expect your pictures will be concerned with that, don’t you

    see? But they are Earth pictures, and they

    compare to the historical periods of Earth. For instance, a death

    at 750 — you get knocked off your horse, or

    something of the sort or die in bed with your boots off, and you

    go up there and find yourself having died in

    a battle amongst knights. And have a helmet sitting on a cross as

    your grave and so forth. That’s not your

    grave, but it’s a Norman helmet. Interesting, you see. Messed up

    like fire drill. In other words, they give you

    the wrong death. That’s the way it begins.

    Now, you move up to a point called the year zero. And thank

    God they’ve got a year zero, because you

    can always date the incident by dating the year zero, because

    there is no year zero on your time track. So,

    when you want to look — take one of these incidents apart for

    dating, always look for a hole, Look for a hole

    in the incident, you see, and you’ll find something like, well

    there’s a year zero there. Well, good — date the

    year zero. For God’s sakes don’t date the incident! And I’ll show

    you why in just a moment.

    Because they give you a future history of your life: This is

    going to be your life. Television program

    “This Is Your Life” has no bearing on the thing at all, but I

    often wondered why I could never bear the

    stinking program. But this is “This Will Be Your Life.” And they

    now give you from the year zero, which

    they communicate to you as the year zero — this is given in

    another room. This is given in a room alongside

    — another chamber. See, your first fifteen-day period, that all

    finishes up, see — alleged fifteen days, see?

    Then you go to the year zero, and this is a great big room

    — great big room. And this screen is a whitish

    colored screen — surround — a whitish surround to a copper grid.

    This copper grid is many feet long. I

    wouldn’t — haven’t tape measured it; didn’t have a tape measure!

    I’m not really up there very high yet, I can’t

    carry things around with me. Anyway, it’s — oh, I don’t know —

    at a guess, seventy-five feet, hundred and

    twenty-five feet, hundred and fifty feet, something like that,

    copper grid. And it’s very long and high, but it’s

    much narrower than it is long, don’t you see? Be on the order of

    about three feet high and seventy-five feet

    long, or five feet high and a hundred and fifty feet long,

    something of that sort, you see.

    And this has some compulsive effect upon the thetan, and the

    whole thing is to make him make pictures.

    And they don’t show you your future life at all. They show you

    your — what happened to you at the year

    zero, at the time you entered the universe. Now it so happens that

    there are a lot of incidents where people

    have told you you entered the universe, and some happened not so

    long ago and some happened a long

    time ago. And there can be such a thing as a guard room or

    something like that, and there’s a bunch of

    angels sitting around in the guard room and you walk in in a doll

    body — at the beginning of the universe,

    you walk in in a doll body, you see? Slight discrepancy there.

    You’re madly out of valence, you see. That’s

    you over there. But it’s a facsimile of some kind or another. And

    the year zero usually takes one of these


    Now, there isn’t really a picture in the whole sequence of

    the next section of this. There aren’t any

    pictures, you understand, except yours. So what actually happens

    is from the year zero to the year one

    trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years in the future,

    you’re given a compulsion to mock up your own track

    on this screen. And date by date by date by date by date, from the

    year zero forward to one trillion trillion

    trillion trillion trillion years, you’re given a compulsion to put

    your time track up there. And all that’s very


    You finally come to the second significant date, which is

    one trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years in

    the future. This is the wrong date, the wrong-date cake if there

    ever was any. But you actually have put your

    own facsimiles from your own year zero forward to that far from

    what you considered the year zero. Of

    course, this makes a scramble, too. But they’re just your own

    pictures. Remember, there wasn’t a single

    picture in the whole thing except what you put there. But what did

    you put up there? Man, you put up the

    early implants — you put up the Glade, the Bear, the Gorilla, the

    Helatrobus Implants. You put up the whole

    lousy lot; entrapments and everything else. And you just did that,

    and this was probably in the course of

    the next sixty days. Not fifteen minutes — sixty days. Long time,

    isn’t it? Sixty days of restimulation. And

    wrong dates.

    Those are all your pictures. You scan somebody through that

    sequence and what are you scanning him

    through? You’re scanning him through the misdated Helatrobus

    Implants. You’re scanning him through

    anything and everything that you can think of, all misdated. So

    you’d say, “Well, all right, you can’t scan

    through these things, so it’s impossible to get through it.” And

    this was about the time I started to feel

    queasy and felt that I was just being run just a little bit over

    my head. I was scanned through it twice and I

    felt that was a little bit over my head.

    Because to take at a gulp a scan through all of the goals of

    the Helatrobus Implant in one single pass, it

    made me feel just a little bit odd. And I felt, “This is a little

    bit too steep for me. I’d better find some way to

    take this thing apart so it can be taken apart.”

    All right, so there’s this middle period. That’s in the main

    room, the middle period. And how a thetan is

    moved through there I don’t know yet. I think he must be moved

    there — through there on a very slow

    endless belt proposition. Very slowly. Fantastic slow speed!

    Because he spends sixty days going past this

    cotton-picking screen, see? It’s not that big. Putting his

    pictures on it.

    Now we get to the third sequence. And this is far more

    interesting because they furnish all the pictures,

    which I think is very sweet of them. They don’t now try to pick up

    any pictures. They throw you, usually —

    nearly always the same sequence. This is a very, very stable

    sequence. It’s a bunch of pictures, and they

    have some — there’s a — they use a wavelength communication

    system, by the way. Thought-concept

    wavelength communication system is all I can make out of it. Not

    words. But you do hear some sound, and

    part of it is a baby crying, and they show you picking up a body

    and so forth. And then they show you

    departing. And of course you depart and then you get another

    picture of departing and you get another

    picture of departing, so you really never get out of that one

    either, see.

    And then they show you a picture of being sent directly down

    to Earth and channeled straight into the

    body of a newborn baby. I think it’s awfully nice. And you even

    hear the baby cry. I think that’s good.

    That’s good, it’s very clever. And part of this — and all through

    this thing, you’ve got a false emotion of

    “We’re just good Joes and we’re doing our best for you.” And you

    get the feeling, “Well, we’ve…” I can

    imagine — there’s one thought concept in there which is terribly

    interesting, which I imagine you girls have

    occasionally been startled at, which is “We’ve treated you like a

    gentleman. Remember, we’ve treated you

    like a gentleman.”

    Anyway — you want to know why the girls are always wearing

    men’s sweaters and so on. But the whole

    idea and the whole emotional tone that’s shot at you all during

    the rest of this duress, knock-about,

    restimulation, misdating, scramble-up washout is, “We’re being

    nice.” See? As a matter of fact you’ll find

    that this — I’ll bet that you’ll occasionally get a pc who will

    say, “Well, they treated me well. I couldn’t get

    along without this.” You know, that sort of thing. Because that’s

    the prevailing emotion. No anger, there’s

    nothing there. The light touch, see. The most effective possible


    Anyway, you then see a picture of yourself separating from

    this planet. And how they explain that I

    don’t know, but it’s sort of — it’s just thrown in for good

    measure because it said so on the blueprint, I

    suppose. You’ve already been sent to Earth, you see, in a — the

    thing is kind of mixed up. And you even get

    a picture of yourself being scooted across a desert on Earth with

    yucca trees down under you and that sort

    of thing. And there you are. You’re on your way and you’re going

    down to pick up this baby and everything

    is fine.

    See, you couldn’t pick up a kid without them, you know?

    Ha-ha-ha-ha! You couldn’t do that, so on.

    Magic, you see, they have all these babies beamed, you know. And

    all they do is ride you down the beam

    and you pick up the baby and you’re all set. And there you are and

    so forth. And this thing, then, with the

    multiple end so that you can’t find the end of it easily (you

    know, the end and then the end and then the end

    and then the end — which is the end? and so forth) finally winds

    up with what actually happens to you:

    you’re simply capsuled and dumped in the gulf of lower California.

    Splash! To hell with you. And you’re on

    your own, man. And if you can get out of that and through that and

    wander around through the cities and

    find some girl who looks like she’s going to get married or have a

    baby or something like that, you’re all set.

    And if you can find a maternity ward to a hospital or something,

    you’re okay. And you just eventually just

    pick up a baby. You’re strictly on your own, man. In a state of

    total amnesia and gahh! Having been lied to

    to this degree with your track all scrambled, see.

    Well, in this sequence you’re given a compulsion that the

    next time you die you must appear on the

    landing stage. And that’s it. That’s the whole ruddy, lousy,

    cotton-picking lot. This is an interesting — an

    interesting thing, because this is the most vicious engram I have

    ever seen set up. To scan through that

    thing is asking you to scan through a restimulation of a trillion

    trillion trillion trillion trillion years of your

    own time track. Just asking you to do it like — just like that,

    see. “Oh, that’s all right, just scan through it, you

    know. Ho-ho!” Can’t do it, man.

    And to find the beginning of it — well, there are other

    ones with false beginnings and false endings so

    that you can’t get out of them easily, but the time lie: this is

    specifically fifteen days. This is your last fifteen

    days, you see, on Earth, you know? Only it isn’t. And it’s not

    even fifteen days. And then the last section

    tells you that it’s a hundred days long. You get a hundred days

    counted off to you in there. But it isn’t a

    hundred days, it’s more like about nine days. And then having

    channeled you squarely into the head of

    your new body, they dump you in the gulf of lower California.

    Very interesting. Because by the time you get out of that,

    this is a type of facsimile that can’t be run.

    Nobody has ever been able to approach even looking at it, so it

    gives you enough queasiness so that you

    just tend to back right straight off from the thing — how the

    devil can you undo that?

    Now, because you’ve been given such a — such a compulsion

    to appear there… Here I am up in the Van

    Allen belt and I take a look around and I see the sun and I get

    myself oriented and I’m just spotting myself

    around, you know, getting ready to flex a bicep or something like

    this, and I just glance in the direction of

    Venus and I go — I’m on the landing stage. See, the compulsions

    shift me in space. I didn’t stay on the

    landing stage. Still, I went up and looked around the airport,

    took a look around the airport. I found, oddly

    enough, that I’d gotten curious about this place before, some

    hundreds of years ago, and had simply hung

    around for a while and hadn’t gone through the implant.

    But this has been going on for as long as you’ve been on

    this planet. There’s lots of these — they run

    somewhere in the neighborhood of two to three per century. If

    you’ve been on this planet ten thousand

    years you’ve got — what? Quite a few of them. Figure it out for

    yourself. That’s how many of these

    confounded things you got. And as far as I know it hasn’t changed

    an iota. I could — I’m saying a little bit

    more than I know now. But I think it — it apparently was simply

    set up and it’s continued on. There’s been no

    vast change of pattern, as far as I know. But I’m prepared to

    amend that when I start looking at a few early

    facsimiles on it, which I haven’t yet.

    The point is this: the Helatrobus Implants, the Gorilla

    Implants, the Bear Implants, way back thetan fights

    and all of this kind of thing — you got through all that. You got

    through all that and you were still OT. They

    used to say about me that I’d never been the same after the second

    Helatrobus, you know? I used to

    occasionally snarl at people more than I used to earlier. But

    before I hit this place I was on the same post for

    eighty trillion years, same post, same name. Give you some idea of

    stability of identity.

    Mary Sue gave the cue on this thing. She said, “Look at how

    hard they have to work to keep you from

    being OT!” Hey, now, that’s quite a thought! Isn’t that quite a

    thought? Hm? Now you look at this. You look

    at this, now. The complete idiocy of it. Somebody sits up on Venus

    — there are probably some other stations

    around up in the system. This one’s on Venus. I notice that we all

    believe that Venus has a methane

    atmosphere and is unlivable. I almost got run down by a freight

    locomotive the other day — didn’t look very

    uncivilized to me. I’m allergic to freight locomotives, they’re

    always running into you.

  • Now we notice that Mars doesn’t have any atmosphere either and won’t

    support life. In spite of the fact

    that it turns green and red and purple with the seasons, it

    doesn’t support life. We understand — there’s lots

    of things we understand about this system — heh-heh! Isn’t it?

    But this is a carefully maintained station.

    And a space-opera, meat-body type society maintains it very

    carefully. They have a hospital, there’s space

    craft hanging around there, dispatcher stations, landing

    platforms, this type of thing. It’s all highly civilized,

    but they carefully maintain this one. And it’s very interesting,

    they maintain this one. They’ve maintained it

    for thousands of years without any change. Why, it’s fascinating.

    Why are they maintaining this thing?

    Why? Why is it so important to them?

    Don’t be deluded by the atmosphere they pump into you — the

    emotion they pump into you during the

    implant, that it’s all for the best in this best of all possible

    worlds, man. It might be that, “We’ve treated you

    like a gentleman,” but the fact of the case is, I classify that as

    a dirty trick. Why is it so interesting whether

    or not somebody gets off this planet? Well frankly, your answer is

    practically as good as mine. I could make

    a few guesses on this, but that’s about all.

    But the rest of this universe isn’t run this way. It’s a

    question of where are we? Why? Well, I know this:

    that onto this planet there’s a great deal of dumping has gone on.

    Stuff from the nearby galaxy — not this

    galaxy but from the next galaxy over and so forth, is going on

    here. I know they take political prisoners and

    guys who they don’t want around, but it’s less personal than you

    think. They just have excess population

    so they start to get rid of their excess population, you see?

    They’ve got a revolt, or you’re on the wrong side

    of a war, or something like that, and they pick you up in droves

    and ice-cube you and throw you into a sea


    I know this planet has been subjected to that and several

    planets in this immediate end of this galaxy

    have been subjected to that — that I know. But somebody must have

    taken a great deal of interest in this

    fact. And somebody must be awfully afraid. Somebody must be

    awfully afraid. You could almost say it isn’t

    so many — how many are here, but it might also be a question of

    who’s here. Think of the cost — now let’s

    think of it in terms of just a society, you see — think of the

    cost of maintaining a huge station or several

    stations, its maintenance, light, power, wages. Think of

    maintaining it on a basis of hard work, because it is.

    Look at the volume that station handles. How many people die on

    this planet in any given day? Well that’s

    how many guys are started in on the beginning of that line in any

    day. That’s a lot of people, man! That’s

    something on the order of two and a half billion implants every

    half-century. That’s quite a volume. Of

    course somebody may not say that’s a great volume, but look at the

    length of the implant.

    Now, if it were a two-second implant, I would say well,

    yeah, anybody could handle that. But it — I know

    that it’s more than sixty-nine days. And I know the stuff is

    ferried back here. Why, I think that’s all very

    interesting. That this is a — this looks to me like a very

    expensive proposition. And remember this has been

    going on since before the days of Egypt. Way back. Without any

    change. What industry! What


    So we ask these various questions: Who’s here, and who are

    we? See, we can ask a lot of questions out

    of this. I don’t pretend to have the answers to these questions.

    There’s no interpretation I’m giving it

    particularly beyond the interpretation — same interpretation I’m

    telling you about the room you live in. I’ve

    seen the room. And you’re just beginning to look at it.

    Now, the amount of duress necessary to produce a continuous

    degraded state can be measured thereby.

    Look at the hard work to keep people aberrated. Now, a few months

    ago I was telling you about if you were

    just left alone for a while, you’d snap out of it. Remember? If

    you were just left alone for a while, you’d snap

    out of it. The universe itself is therapeutic. But look at how

    hard they have to look at it. I know that in any

    given situation somebody has to be awfully active to maintain the

    situation in a bad state. Situations have

    to be maintained in a bad state, they just don’t naturally exist

    in a bad state. And that’s very definitely true of


    If you were left alone, even if you could put in two or

    three hundred years at it, you’d start to snap out of

    your hop. See, you have to pick up the next baby anyhow, all off

    your own bat. Well, supposing you just

    picked up the next baby without the between lives implant to slow

    you down? Well, I find that would be

    Quite interesting. Quite interesting thought, because right there

    you’re looking at world clearing.

    We got several ways that we can whip this situation. We’re

    actually talking about an existing situation.

    We’re talking about the situation that your pc is sitting in, in

    that pc chair in an auditing session. There is

    his PTP. How the hell is he going to get out of here?

    Well, I know how to get out of here — I could have went as

    a matter of fact. Just don’t appear in this

    immediate vicinity of the solar system. Go back and find your

    friends and bring some battle cruisers in. But

    the point I’m making here is: The key is, the second you find

    yourself free, to appear, don’t you see? Well, I

    appeared and I said to hell with that and stepped back up above

    here again. Said now what the hell’s

    happened here? What’s this funny compulsion? And ran that on down,

    that’s it.

    Well actually, it doesn’t take much to get rid of the

    compulsion. Now, in exteriorization, it is very easy for

    a thetan to exteriorize if you have him be in some place he’s

    familiar with. Now, supposing Scientologists just

    elected a place to be when they kicked the bucket. And supposing,

    why, we simply ran out — and actually

    it’s just a section of this implant, and even though it jams the

    case up, who cares — run out that compulsion,

    even by repeater technique, don’t you see? We can do that, see.

    Run that compulsion to appear over there,

    you see. And then tell the guy very strong and hard, “Well now,

    where is a good place that you’re very

    familiar with? Well, when you die, appear there. Now remember

    that. When you die, appear such-and-such a

    place.” Different place.

    Two or three hundred years, even with no processing, you’d

    be free. In other words you’d live it out.

    Look at the amount of time that’s just been bought. Because

    frankly, it wouldn’t take more than a couple of

    hours to do this job on anybody. If you simply told a thetan to be

    in a place where he was familiar with or

    liked to be, he would exteriorize. You can ask somebody what he’s

    familiar with. He gets tangled up

    sometimes, thinks he’s gone into a facsimile when he’s actually

    gone into a locale, don’t you see. As far as

    that’s concerned, you see, you could use Saint Hill, providing you

    didn’t — providing you ran out all your

    ARC breaks on the subject.

    But the point here is elementary. If a guy has got to pick

    up his own body on his — off his own bat

    anyway, well, he might as well just pick up a body off his own bat

    anyway. Nobody else is going to do

    anything for him. In fact if you’re going to give him a — you

    know very well that if — what would happen to

    somebody if he had an engram and you gave him another engram on

    top of it and said that his engram didn’t

    exist, you know how therapeutic that would be. And then you

    misdated everything he’s got and then told

    him a bunch of lies and then pulled an emotional switch on him.

    You can imagine the state your pc would be

    in if you did these things, so supposing you just deleted that out

    of the subject of death. And somebody

    just was in a place they were familiar with and didn’t go back

    through the between lives area. And I’m telling

    you true, that in two or three hundred years you would have lived

    it out. You’d be flexing your biceps

    anyhow, relieved from that situation — you’d be starting to take

    a long breath.

    Because there must be considerable fear connected with this.

    Perhaps the fear of death is mainly the fear

    of the between lives area. May not be a fear of death at all.

    Certainly oblivion takes place during that period.

    Now economic chaos would ensue at once if people kept coming back

    and demanding their toys back. I’m

    sure that you’d get a lot of people who would argue against this

    and say this was not the best for this best

    of all possible worlds. They’d say, well — well, they could say a

    lot of things about this. I’m frankly not very

    interested in what they would say about this.

    But now as Scientologists, supposing we just started tabbing

    people on the shoulder and giving them

    this two-hour treatment which deleted the compulsion to return to

    the between lives area — instead of that,

    appeared in Yankee Stadium or something, and took off and went and

    found a new body? You see the only

    service performed: it gives you a place to be when you’re dying,

    see, and spares you some of the agony of

    death. See, it gives you a place to be as the only service

    performed. All the rest of them cut your throat, see.

    Well you can easily perform that service. Next thing you know you

    start cutting down their customers.

    Now, a couple of things stand in the road of all this. You

    should know this, a couple of questions are

    unanswered here. How close is the liaison between these jerks — I

    mean these nuts — I mean these fellows —

    and Earth. How close a liaison do they maintain? Do they care

    anything about Earth at all? They must have

    seen a space probe going by the other day — they must be aware of

    some interplanetary action taking place

    right here. What they going to say about it? When in the last two

    weeks I’ve seen a full armored spaceship

    sitting on a landing port, with mine own eyes. What they going to

    do? I don’t think they’ll do anything. I

    think they’re hung with their own petard. The moment they appear,

    they blow the show. I don’t think they’d

    do anything. I just think they get fixed on a wrongness, and

    they’re continuously executing this wrongness.

    They continuously — so they insist on its rightness and they

    think that’s going to solve everything.

    I’m interested that jamming the track to this degree, and

    giving so little time period amongst incidents as

    they do to the person, is giving people a weird time — zzzzzzzzz.

    So that you have fan-job airplanes only

    occupying a third of a century, where as a matter of fact in most

    societies they’ll be happy and content with

    the fan-job airplane for anything up to a billion years. Somebody

    invented a fan-job airplane. Fine. That’s

    good. Over here — over here, we’ve got jet planes. Now we’ve got

    supersonic planes. Now we’ve got

    spaceships. You see? Pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa. It’s this

    acceleration. I’ve interest — been interested

    in that because I’ve seen it as quite different here than it is in

    any other place I’ve ever been. And this could

    be the primary factor. They give you your time track such a fast

    jam together that everybody gets an idea of

    more accelerated motion of the way progress has got to occur.

    There could be other explanations. There could be an

    explanation such as a base is being created here

    for takeover of this particular galaxy, since this type of implant

    is not native to this galaxy — inspecting your

    own track you will see that is the case. It’s the next galaxy.

    These could be an enemy to this galaxy, sitting

    there quietly, letting a manufacturing or production base build up

    for an attack into this galaxy. These could

    be simply prison guards. And with tacit consent from one and all,

    far and wide, why any of you agitators

    that cut up a fuss or didn’t join the local AMA or something like

    this — they capsulized you and threw you

    down here and they know very well that this is a prison.

    Now, I know that this is known in some peculiar way, because

    bulletin board notices exist all over the

    place with regard to this planet. They say, “No landings on

    Earth.” Why does everybody comply with this?

    I got here, why, accidentally landing here up in the Himalayas.

    But why does everybody comply with this?

    Why is this planet stayed away from? I don’t know — how many

    visitors did Alcatraz have? See, this is

    about where we sit with regard to this situation.

    Now, there’s another factor. Another factor here that’s

    quite interesting. If they have pictures of Earth in

    order to show you how you died, did they get them on Earth, or are

    they picking them up on some weird

    mind reading fact off of beings as they come up there? Have they

    — have they actually figured out how to

    photograph a facsimile? If they’ve figured that kind of thing out,

    why then that’s explained. But how do they

    know what’s going on here? That is not finally answered, don’t you


    Now, they haven’t done anything about these space probes.

    The boys have been at it here, shooting

    stuff off into the heavens for the last several years and nothing

    has been done about this. Now, knowing

    very well, I suppose, that any time they exceeded a certain zone

    or area — they know very well that an

    armored cruiser could blow anything that this planet could build

    like a kid’s toys out of the sky, so maybe

    they’re not worried about it. Or maybe they’re counting on a

    decimation of population, a destruction of

    industry in atomic war.

    Another question is: How thoroughly do these people

    influence the affairs of Earth? We can understand

    that Earth is a very, very strange planet. I’ve never seen

    populations behave with the same hecticness and

    weirdness. And, of course, if people who were rather revolutionary

    or upset or nonconformist were picked

    up uniformly and concentrated on one planet, you’d get a — almost

    an ungovernable situation. Which I think

    rather tends to explain maybe what this is all about. I’ve seen

    other planets go nutty, but only when they

    were in external stress of great magnitude, otherwise they were

    rather peaceful. The days before the

    Helatrobus Implants on some of the planets attacked by those

    people, you couldn’t maintain a government.

    It was everything going to pieces all the time. But that’s an

    interesting question.

    All right. What degree of influence is exerted against this

    planet then? Now, astrologists may have

    something — the astrologists may have something in their favor

    when you realize that these planets

    swinging closer to Earth would be easier to travel — would make

    it easier to travel to Earth, and further from

    Earth you’d have less traffic or less this or that, and so you’d

    have less things happening on Earth, don’t

    you see. The proximity of planets, combinations of planets or that

    sort of thing, maybe just to the degree of

    the interspacial relationships of the thing and so on — maybe

    this has some influence on the situation, I

    wouldn’t know. I’m just discussing here points.

    Now, here’s another point. Where do we sit? I think between

    thee and me, that’s the point we’re

    interested in. Yeah, well, they’re maybe counting on an atomic war

    wiping out space opera and so forth.

    Space probes already may have excited their curiosity, there may

    be some purpose in this, but that they took

    no action when the first space probes passed them either says

    they’re back of space probing or says some

    other explanation exists for that, so we can neglect all that.

    What is the — what is the role which we occupy

    in this? This is very, very, very interesting.

    Now, that I release this might be a source of great worry to

    you. But remember, it’s been in a book, one of

    the books carefully seized by the Fools and Druggists — the Fools

    and Drug Addicts. That’s the new name.

    Ah, that’s a good name, isn’t it? The Fools and Drug Addicts.

    Anyway, was What to Audit, and the

    between lives area are described in the book What to Audit. This

    is not unknown. What to Audit is many,

    many years old. It’s been kicking around for a long time, been

    available to almost anybody and look,

    nothing’s happened. In other words, the information has already

    been released when the publicity on the

    subject of Dianetics was at a much higher pitch than it is on the

    subject of Scientology. So, what is this? If

    we really started to run with the ball and so forth, we expect a

    couple of meat bodies in the usual white

    jumper that comes along with the space opera (except those guys by

    the way wear khaki — it’s an

    odd-looking uniform), we expect them to appear on the front

    doorsteps and say, “Are you a Scientologist?

    Well, there’s the spaceship,” and they take you up and throw you

    in the can in — at Pluto, or something. Is

    this a kind of action here that we might expect?

    Or is it a situation where we are no threat to them? It’ll

    all sort of pass away? Or are they in a state where

    this covert action, going forward for so many years, would

    tolerate almost anything before they would

    disclose themselves? Or do they count absolutely on the exact

    camouflage which we have? We are

    ridiculed. That’s our camouflage. I should think — I should think

    if anybody was in the know or any liaison

    line existed between these two systems… Maybe Kennedy and other

    presidents find this out the moment

    they step in the White House, you know, maybe that’s what makes

    them look so old in two or three years,

    the way they cave in. Maybe they find out, “Well, you boys are

    slaves, you see and…”

    No, I don’t think anything like that happens. But supposing

    — supposing you did get a liaison line

    between this society and them, what would be their best reports on

    us? Oh, “fraudulent bunch of quacks,”

    “the space opera science fictioneers,” “bums.” The very best

    authorities, the AMA, the Fools and Drug

    Addicts, the newspapers, which is where they get their news, radio

    broadcasts, television broadcasts, all

    forms of news, represent us as being totally unimportant,

    ridiculous and so forth. I think they could have all

    of our books sitting on a desk up there right this minute and

    laugh themselves silly, without a bit of worry

    about the whole thing. They’d certainly not blow the show for it.

    And they’d have to blow the show, you

    understand. They’d have to appear. Not covertly. You don’t bring

    spaceships down in a DEW

    line-monitored society, privately. Must be getting very hard for

    these characters to deliver the goods these

    days. We’re past the radar screens, and that sort of thing.

    I think they could be sitting there with the whole library

    in front of them and they wouldn’t have any

    impulse to do anything. They’d say, “Well, a few of them and so

    on, and it’s not important and so forth and

    you wouldn’t really want to do that, and after all we never have

    done anything like this and besides, the

    atomic war is coming right up. And there’s no danger from these

    people because they’re a bunch of frauds

    anyway. There’s always some madman, you know, gets some kind of an

    idea like this, and it all passes away

    and so forth. Look at the Buddhist. We let him conquer three

    quarters of Asia, and he was trying to end this

    life-death cycle and keep from coming through our carefully

    maintained plant, and he never made it. Never

    did anything. So there’s your precedent. Nothing happened. Nothing

    happened.” No, nothing happened,

    but I was standing on their landing stage the other day. Nothing


    The funny part of it is, is a lot of us have friends. That’s

    interesting, too. And if you have to work this

    hard to keep somebody aberrated, and working this hard you still

    aren’t successful in preventing a

    breakthrough the way we have made in this society — in spite of

    all of the cockeyed, contrary propaganda

    lies and nonsense which are leveled at this society, we are making

    progress. And if this continues, we will

    make progress all the way. We’re a polite gathering, and it is no

    time to indulge in threats or violence or

    anything like that, so I won’t describe any future plans with

    relationship to these people.

    But I think the one thing they must be afraid of is having

    their planet rolled. Which of course is the one

    thing that will happen to them! Anyhow, the situation — the

    situation is much more favorable to us. It shows

    that aberration is very difficult to maintain. It shows that it’s

    being actively maintained. As far as the validity

    of this and the possession of one of these series of implants in

    your pc is concerned, I’ll vouch for it. You

    may not be able to run it, but it’s there. You can certainly cut a

    swath out of the back end of it, that stops the

    thing. But to run somebody through it before he’s got the track

    nested up, is impossible.

    So look at what we got here. We’re going along our own way.

    The first thing we ought to do is give some

    attention to preventing further implantations of Scientologists.

    I’ve already given you a program by which

    this can be done. Your next action on the thing is dispose of

    them. And I can see tomorrow, I can see

    tomorrow — the Chinee, he appear on landing stage to go through

    his false death and he hear words,

    thought-wave as follows: “Be on Earth. Support your local

    Scientologist. There is no further reason to upset

    you this time, you’ve been a good boy.” And show him an “S” and

    double triangle, and there he goes.

    Actually you’d only have to do this for two or three hundred

    years, and Earth would start to go Clear on

    its own. Because it wasn’t getting this continuous assistance. The

    only other source of action is the

    psychiatrist with his prefrontal lobotomy and his transorbital

    schizophrenia. And this bloke and his avidity

    ‘for doing everybody in, if you just left — you know, if you just

    leave a psycho alone, why he’ll come out of

    it. But you’ve got to leave him alone, got to let him have a rest.

    That’s the best treatment for psychosis: don’t

    do anything with a psychotic, you see.

    Well, I think all of a sudden through finding the worst

    news, we also, not Pollyannaishly find some good

    news, but actually find the answer to our problem. As far as the

    clearing of this planet is concerned, that is

    the easiest end of it. The hardest end of it is right now, right

    here and so forth.

    Now, how can you run this incident? That must be burning

    through your wits right now. Well, what you

    do is get your GPMs out of the road — they’re the only thing you

    can’t scan through — and get your basics

    on this type of incident. If you run those two things, then the

    incident can be scanned. And we already

    have the tools by which the incident can be run. The only thing

    you’ve got to do is make sure that your pc

    gets lots of TA action in a session, and very shortly, no matter

    if you ran implants or didn’t run implants or

    something like this, they will be jumping up there ready to be

    run. And the fact that they are — and this gave

    me a bad turn for a day or two — is I thought, “Are all the

    things I have run simply jammed into this and have

    I been running them at a wrong point in time?” No, because they’ve

    been properly dated, I’ve been running

    them at a right point in time, even though they were then jammed

    in this particular incident. I’ve been

    running them out of the right. And I found out that not all of

    them had been restimulated there. In fact, a

    very small portion of them had been restimulated there, just to

    make it impossible to scan through the thing.

    But you run down GPMs, you date them on the time track —

    you’re running them at that time on the time

    track, you’re not running them out of the group, see. Don’t worry

    about that. But sometimes a pc will give

    you a date. Now we’re dating years ago, and their dating are years

    into the future. These two dates do not

    conflict. Their dates are wrong, our dates are right. So redating

    gives you — of any incident strips it out of

    this, so any time you find an engram properly dated on the pc,

    you’re away. See?

    The amount of false track — at first I blanched. I thought

    the amount of false track I have must be

    fabulous. And I tried to get away — rid of all the discreditable

    incidents by saying they were simply false

    track. And then I had to run out all the invalidations because

    they were my own track. I thought, “Well, this

    is a wonderful way out of it, there’s that time when I sat

    incapacitated for a long period of time and didn’t feel

    strong anymore and so on — that was obviously just false track.”

    No, no, it happened to be real. There’s

    very little unreal incident on the track. Very little unreal

    incident. When you finally get something durationed

    exactly and right, you can tell whether or not it’s one of these

    types of implants. But the track is not the same

    track. It’s corny track. It’s — there’s something goofy with it.

    The pictures you run out of the pc by and large

    are the actual pictures of the pc. And when you can’t run pictures

    on the pc you’ve got a wrong date or a

    wrong duration. So if you get a right date and a right duration,

    you can run the picture, and the picture that

    can be run that way turns out to be what it is. It turns out to be

    a real picture or a bad picture. Only the pc

    can tell you if you’ve got the right date and the right duration.

    So simply by carrying on with R3R without the slightest

    change, carrying on with R3N without the

    slightest change, you then get the time track into the kind of

    shape that a pc perforce could actually scan

    through one of these implants no matter what type or part of his

    time track had been. Takes a less number of

    hours than you would think. You’ve got the weapons with which to

    do it.

    You get the basic series of implants off of any chain of

    implants, that is to say you get the basics on

    these things out, and you’ll find very rapidly and very readily

    that the rest of them tend to fall away. And

    they desensitize. For instance, if you get the first two items —

    let’s say we’ve got the same items firing twelve

    times in a row, and if you got the first two fires clean, the rest

    of them won’t even click. Isn’t that interesting?

    Whereas if you got the twelfth one, it takes you about fifteen

    minutes to get all the rocket reads of it off and

    then you get the eleventh one, you’ve got all the rocket reads to

    take off of it and so forth. In other words,

    we’ve got the mechanism which turns the time track right side to,

    and it takes the charge out of the place

    where it counts.

    We’ve got these various mechanisms solved. In other words,

    what we know already can put somebody’s

    time track in shape so that the person eventually can run straight

    through one of these incidents, and damn

    the torpedoes. In fact without having all of my time track

    beautifully cleaned up, I was playing tag with one

    of these things my last session, and I was terribly intrigued by

    the fact that I had become a bit

    contemptuous of it. I have moved around, I know what it is, it’s

    been cross-dated — it suddenly occurred to

    me, “All right, so if I find I can’t scan through something here,

    I’ll just redate it.” And, sure enough, it

    disappears on the back track the second you do so. So you could

    probably take it from the year zero, and

    redate everything that appeared on the screen in front of the pc

    and throw his time track back, and the next

    thing you know the thing would be gone as an incident.

    Particularly if you were running basic on the


    You can run the beginning of it off selectively, you can run

    the end of it off selectively — the last (quote)

    hundred days (unquote), the first fifteen days (unquote) —

    without running the pc through any of his own

    time track restimulation. So there’s many ways this thing can be

    handled. We’re over the hump on this

    situation. But this thing must exist pretty well as a present time

    problem for every pc audited. He must be

    afraid of death; he must be trying to keep his body from getting

    sick and disappearing, simply and solely

    because he doesn’t want an implant at the end of this life.

    All right, if you were to solve that problem by stripping

    out his compulsion to appear in the implant stage

    and tell him to appear someplace else, you’ve probably solved a

    present time problem of great magnitude on

    the part of the pc. The truth never hurts. It’s only lies that


    The very fact that this is a prison planet, that it is being

    monitored this carefully right this minute… Right

    this instant, as I’m talking here, some Joe off this planet has

    appeared on that landing stage and is being told

    how he just got through an airplane crash, whereas the guy

    probably died of pneumonia. See? Right this

    minute, you see. And this instant, another guy did. In other

    words, this is a continuing situation that’s going

    on and on and on and on and on. Gives you an understanding of

    what’s happening.

    We couldn’t have run them in yesteryear; we can run them

    today. The best answer is to first put the pc in

    shape so that he can run engrams and GPMs by making sure you can

    get good tone arm action running

    those things on the pc. The next thing to do is to run engrams and

    run implants, GPMs on the pc, until he

    can go over his track rather comfortably and he can come on back

    on the backtrack and pick up this other

    type of time dislocation implant, scan through those things and

    knock them out. In other words, we’ve got it


    They’ve been looking down the backs of our necks and we

    didn’t know it, for thousands of years. Each

    one of us as a person and as a society as a whole. And I just want

    to point out to you that the other day, I

    was looking down the back of theirs.

    Thank you very much.





    Anything in the bank that occurs several times will not erase

    unless it’s the earliest time it occured. This is

    known as the basic on the “chain”. A number of similar things,

    early to late in different points of time make a


    When you have the earliest erased, the rest erases easily.

    However, when the earliest one is erased the next

    to last is the new “basic” and must be erased in it’s turn. And so

    on. As this goes on, the items of the chain

    eventually begin to “blow” (erase) very easily.

    Therefore, if Items cease to erase easily, you have not properly

    handled the Item just before it. And may not

    have handled the same item in the earlier run.

    Even if you get reads out of a later run than the one you are

    supposed to be in, you will find the later one

    still reads when you get to it properly and will then erase


    The real sneaker in the R6 bank is “the person himself at the

    time”. This we call “the thetan” in the Item.

    Each Item has an impression of the being as he was at the moment

    of the item long ago. If one does not spot

    this each time, it will not erase and mass builds up as we go

    along. This means look at or locate yourself as a

    thetan at the time of the incident. It is not the light. It is

    right where you are in the auditing chair, but of

    course, ages past. Spot means “glance at”. q = Greek letter theta.

    q-n is a trick way of saying theta-n. If, as

    you read this, you can glance at the wall, you can spot, It reads


    One then has to get the earliest moment of one’s own beingness in

    the bank and “spot” it.

    Then one has to spot it for each Item one runs.

    One “spots the thetan” and the Item or (in the Objects) the Items,

    at the same time. This is a bit of a trick. It

    is “simultaneous spotting”. Spotting the thetan in a called

    (verbal) Item can be done at the same time as the

    Item is called.

    Ordinarily, one calls or spots the Item a few times and then also

    calls and spots the thetan.

    The thetan can also then be spotted without calling or spotting

    the item. The right way is the way you get

    the most reads.

    Soon one begins to be expert at it, but then one must be expert at

    it with Item 1, Part 1, Run 1 or it builds up.

    One had a tiny bit of mass on him right at the start, as he was

    protesting. This is (slight as it is) enough to tie

    down the chain by leaving it with a basic.

    So “spot the thetan” each time. Spotting the environment at the

    time is also possible.


    Find a quiet place in which to audit. Audit an hour or two at a

    time, preferably the same time each day. A day

    you don’t audit is a session lost. Trying to make up a session is

    useless. Audit daily. When you don’t you

    lose sessions. It isn’t how much you get done in a session, it’s

    the getting on, bit by bit, that comes. It’s like

    digging a long ditch. What you don’t dig isn’t dug.

    The bank contains less than was first thought but it contains

    enough. In three or four months you will have

    make it if you do a good job on each Item. And don’t fool about

    with the bank. It goes into restimulation if

    you stir it up.

    And don’t decide a lot of things. Your ability to postulate is

    increasing and you can decide a run is “flat” or

    doesn’t need to be run and have it behave that way. But it will

    still be there to knock you down.


    The only way one can get ill, or in trouble, is not auditing, in

    trying to “correct” the Items given, or, in not

    following instructions.

    What doesn’t make Items read properly:

    Load shouting.

    Body movement while calling.

    Fiddling the one-hand electrode.

    Tensing muscles.

    Getting angry with the lack of a read.

    Gritting teeth.

    Auditing past an ARC break.

    Doing a List 7 every time you don’t get a read or feel odd.

    What makes Items read properly:

    Doing regular sessions.

    Not self auditing out of session.

    Staying calm.

    Keeping calm.

    Keeping the Auditor’s Code on the pc (you).

    Following directions exactly.

    Adding nothing.

    Finding ARC breaks (when they happen) with a List 7.

    (List 7 run as an assessment for ARC Break will run

    easily. Locate and indicate the by-passed

    charge as it shows up. If you are not a classed auditor,

    get this done in a Qual Division that

    has a classed auditor either on or through the Clearing

    Course. If you really bog down,

    Auditing by List 7 will give you the relief sought.)

    Auditing in a place you feel secure and where you won’t be


    Audit daily.

    Not auditing too long at one time, 1 to 2 hours is optimum,

    closer to 1 than 2.

    Not trying to get rid of it all at once.

    Considering it a routine piece of ditch digging.

    Not expecting to fly suddenly.

    Not dwelling on your case out of session.

    When you end a session, end it.

    Being plodding and methodical.

    Just getting on with it, getting all the reads off by calling

    or spotting, going on to the next item, if it

    doesn’t read, get more off last item and return to the one

    that wouldn’t read.

    Getting in the buttons Supp., Inval. Protest, when needed


    Checking for earlier or later runs only when in trouble.

    Only handle trouble when it arrives.

    Don’t try to handle it before it does.

    The best way to stay out of trouble is READ, STUDY AND UNDERSTAND




    The first (earliest) bit in the bank is not an Item but a light.

    It appears to the left front of the face, some distance away (look

    ahead and to the left a bit and you spot it).

    It is the source of unconsciousness and produces it when


    There is a light before each Run, in the middle of each 7′ s GPM

    (every 4 pairs), at the start of Basic End

    %orch, at the start of Confusion GPM, and at the start of the

    Objects and at the end of each type of Item in

    the Objects (every 8 Items). Each time you feel groggy, it’s a

    light doing it. Each major change, thea, is

    preceded by the light. Mark these in on your platens if they are

    not there. Flatten each one by spotting it,

    and it and thetan.

    Anaten (unconsciousness) can be spotted away.

    It is part of the light. When the light went on, the thetan went

    anaten. Instead of a Solo Auditor going

    anaten in his session, it is only necessary to spot the anaten in

    the thetan when running the light.

    When you spot a light or object or combination of objects, you

    should get a read on the needle. By spotting

    the same thing again, you get another read. By spotting it again,

    you get another read. And so you continue

    to spot it, time after time, until no more reads occur by reason

    of spotting.

    You repeat verbal items aloud, getting a read each time you repeat

    until it has no more reads. Verbal items

    are found in the “7’s”. “Basic End Words” aad “Confusion GPM”.

    But you silently spot lights, objects, combinations of objects

    repeatedly (same one) until you have no more


    You should get as many falls, etc. from spotting a light as you do

    from calling an Item.

    Spotting the thetan follows the same rules. You spot repeatedly

    until there are no more reads on the needle

    by reason of spotting the thetan (self) at that instant and place.

    You don’t have to see the light to spot it or see the thetan or

    see the object or objects. You only need to

    spot the place where they are with the idea of what should be


    Of course, seen at first or not, continued spotting makes it blow.

    In order to save paper bulk, continue down your piece of foolscap

    paper from session to session, dating

    each new session start


    |JOE BLOGGS RUN PART 8.5.65 |

    | |

    |Page 1A |

    | |

    | Light………………………………………. |

    | ………………………………………. |

    | Pair 1 (1)…………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | (2)…………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | Pair 2 (1)…………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | (2)…………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    |9.5.66 |

    | Pair 3 (1)…………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | (2)…………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | Pair 4 (1)…………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | (2)…………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    | …………………………………… |

    |10.5.66 |


    Use both sides of your foolscap paper, but use separate Auditor

    Reports for each session, of course.

    Any comments that need to be written down must be put on another

    sheet of paper. Only the actual reads,

    including any buttons that are used, and any cognitions, should be

    written on your foolscap paper. Do not

    write the name of the items, only the pair number and item number.

    Leave some space on your foolscap paper when you complete an item,

    so that if the next item does not read,

    you then have sufficient space to go back and add more in if

    necessary to the previous item.

    Do not write anything on the platen.

    When you return your auditor’s reports and worksheets always use

    paper clips. Never use a stapler on this



    Each student must supply himself with foolscap paper.

    The platen is then laid aside the foolscap paper and you repeat

    the number on the actual foolscap paper.

    Across the top of the foolscap paper is written the student’s

    name, the name of the part being run, the

    number of the run, and the date.

    The reads on the Items are mitten on the foolscap paper alongside

    the number of the Item.

    To keep from cramping your reads and have enough paper on all

    parts, just tate Legal (foolscap) size paper

    and use the items consecutively numbers and go down the page as

    far as necessary to record all reads, then

    leave a space and write the next number. It is too hard to keep

    the numbers even on the platen and



    _______________ _______________ ________________

    | page1 | | page1a | | page1b |

    | | | | | |

    |1………… | |1………… | |3…………. |

    |2………… | | ………… | | …………. |

    |3………… | | ………… | |4…………. |

    |4………… | |2………… | | …………. |

    |5………… | | ………… | |5…………. |

    |______________| |______________| |_______________|

    Number work sheet by page number of platen + consecutive

    letter. Page 1 of platen becomes

    Page 1A+ B + C of worksheet. Label each worksheet well.


    The apparent pattern of the bank is as follows.

    (Earliest) Part A – The “7’s”

    Part B – The Basic End Words

    Run 1 Part C – The Confusion GPM

    Part D – The Objects – hollow

    Part E – The Objects – solid

    Part A – The “7′ s”

    Part B – The Basic End Words

    Run 2 Part C – The Confusion GPM

    Part D – The Objects – hollow

    Part E – The Objects – solid

    Part A – The “7′ s”

    Part B – The Basic End Words

    Run 3 Part C – The Confusion GPM

    Part D – The Objects – hollow

    Part E – The Objects – solid

    Part A – The “7s”

    Part B – The Basic End Words

    Run 4 Part C – The Confusion GPM

    Part D – The Objects – hollow

    Part E – The Objects – solid

    etc. for 10 “runs”, total.

    There are five PARTS. These occur in a row. This row of 5 parts is

    called a RUN.

    The first, earliest, of these is the “7’s”.

    The second, just above the “7’s” is the Basic End Words.

    The third, just above the Basic End Words, is the Confusion GPM.

    The fourth, just above the Confusion GPM, is the Objects —


    The fifth, just above the Objects – hollow is the Objects – solid.

    After a RUN of A, B, C, D, and E we begin again with the “7’s” for

    the next RUN. The parts go as they do in

    the first RUN. (” 7 s”, then Basic End Words, then Confusion GPM,

    then the Objects – hollow, then the

    Objects – solid.)

    Therefore, the trick is always to run only the earliest run

    available and not get into later runs.

    The bank has 10 runs or 50 parts.

    None of these use a GPM Line Plot.

    They only contain what is give on the platen you are issued.

    The proper way to run it all is to get on with it. After 10 runs,

    you may have to go from Run 1 to Ran 10 all

    over again anyway, to get any final bits. So your first running of

    the whole 10 rans may not be your final



    Always run the earliest Item first, flatten it and go on to next

    item. Complete the part. Go to first Item in next

    part, etc.

    One calls the Item and marks it’s reads until one no longer gets

    reads. Then one calls the next Item and marks

    it’s reads, until it no longer reads. Then one can call the first

    item of the pair again and second Item, calling

    them as a pair until they no longer read. The reads obtained on an

    item by calling as a pair are put under the

    appropriate item number. All the reads for any one item are

    recorded in the same place on the worksheet

    regardless of when the item is called. (Such as calling as a pair

    or in rerunning). Space should be left after

    each item so that reads can be added when calling the pair or in

    the case of having to go back and get more

    charge off an item.

    Whenever you move the Tone Arm down mark on your worksheet (BD —

    ) and put the new T.A. position in

    the Blank Space, e.g. (B.D. 3.0).

    If an item does not read the moment it is called, then you have

    left the Item just before it charged. So call the

    earlier Item again and get the read or reads off it, makingsure

    you don’t go into a later run. Then call the item

    that didn’t read the first time and you will find it instantly


    When you leave an item to go back to a previous one, pat a / on

    the item you leave and a – at the item you

    go back to. If you go back more than one item, put a / for as many

    items as you go back. I.e. if you go back

    three items, you put /// on the item left and – on each item gone

    back over. Each item must be called in turn

    up to the place where you went back from.

    NOTE: This can easily be overdone (getting all reads off earlier

    items) as you can put yourself into later

    runs, so moderation in this goes a long way.

    But never ignore the fact that a new item didn’t read the first

    time it was called. It always means you didn’t

    get all reads off the Item immediately before, or that yon failed

    to spot the thetan at the moment NEVER go

    past a non-reading item.

    When running Clearing Course material, you find you get a certain

    amount of reads on an Item (correct ‘run’

    type reads are Fs, LFs, sBDs, BDs) then the following Item in the

    same session will get approximately the

    same amount of reads – if not and you get only a few reads, thea

    go back to the previous Item that read well

    and you will find there is more charge on it. After that the next

    Item will read with approximately the same

    number of reads as the previous one.

    One doesn’t muck about with concepts or other maunderings. The

    Item is the Item and cognitions do or

    don’t appear. The Item is the thing and calling it is what makes

    it read.

    If the Items go on reading don’t try to suppress them. Items read

    big and many times. You may get as many

    as 25 or more large reads on every Item. The main thing is to dear

    (get all the charge off) each ITem for the

    run you are in. Be sure to keep in the correct run. Remember, d

    you get bored with so many reads to take the

    boredom off as a button. You can just throw away reads because you

    get tired of seeing it read. Your

    purpose is to clean each ITem, not make yourself interested or

    happy or entertained. A lot of it is just hard,

    slogging work. If you clean them up as you go, all will be well.

    You can sometimes erase an Item and have it then read as a lock or

    a lock Item. Test it for a lock if it reads

    too long.

    If you find you are getting small reads, i e. ticks, small falls,

    check to see if there is any charge left on the

    previous item, and check to see if you are in the correct run.

    Falls and blowdowns are expected on each Item,

    not just small reads. Don’t go on calling the item if you are

    getting small reads. Find the outness and correct

    it. Keep Auditor’s Reports for each session.

    Don’t try to run the same Item out of all runs at one time. Just

    proceed frombottom up, run by run, in order,

    Item by Item, prat by part. Take care to stay in the correct run.

    It is now a proved fact that none of the Basic Bank will erase on

    a preclear until all the lower grades are

    properly established on a preclear and then the Basic Bank

    confronted in it’s exactness, item by item in

    sequence and in it’s exact relationship to the rest of the Bank.

    Know then that:

    1.there is no haphazard blowing of Bank item blows oat of context

    3.there are no prior holes blown in the Bank for anyone, no

    matter what the nature of any prior

    auditing might have been, until the item has actually been


    PAIN Pain (pn) occurs only when you left something charged

    behind you. (earlier).

    SICKNESS Sickness is part of the somatic. It runs out.

    FLATTEN Flatten every Item thoroughly.

    ERASURE You are not seeking Release from the bank at this leveL

    You are erasing. Therefore “the bank

    has blown” is nonsense – one has blown from the bank, so get back

    in it and ran it. Total erasure is the aim.

    NO READ No read on anew item is always followed by long falls

    and blowdowns. Never by-pass an Item

    just because it didn’t read. Sure passport to upset is to leave

    Items alive and go on or to skip an Item

    because it didn’t read. They all will read.

    RERUN If you start getting pain or sickness, you got into a

    Later run or you by-passed some charge and

    must rerun the earlier area you just did. Something is still

    alive. If in doubt, re-ran the lot from the stat of the

    part. Erase thoroughly. But if it is a later run, get back into

    the correct one.

    NEGLECT If you ran upwards getting no reads at all on several

    Items and still go on, you will become quite

    upset. Do not go past non-reading items. Find out what is wrong

    immediately and remedy it.

    BY-PASSEDCHARGE; Use L7 on yourself if you don’t quietly find

    reasons for pain or upset.

    READS Write down, using the code, every read you get after the

    Item that it occurred on. Write “no” for

    Item that didn’t read afire read, even when it then reads.

    Example: “No LFsBDFFFsBD”.

    RELEASE You’ll go Release a lot of times. Ignore it. We are

    erasing in R6. Release can be ignored becaus

    the R6 bank is vanishing. Not true of Lower Grades.

    TA UP The TA goes up between sessions. IT cleans up and goes

    down on beginning rudiments or on the

    first couple of Items or both.

    REPEATER TECHNIQUE;The Items are flattened by repeater technique.

    Just repeat them until they no

    laager read. Get your own reaction off. Repeat again Repeat to no

    read. Beware of session Suppress and


    PART B Is nouns. Be careful of first one because it is used in

    the sense of a noun. Don’t run it otherwise

    than as a pure noun.

    READS It is not unusual for an Item not to read at first call.

    Read the one just before it again. Try the Item

    once more. If still no read, call several just before it. Then

    call it again. It will read. Items read many times in

    most cases. Don’t leave anything reading behind you. Sometimes you

    will find a pair you just left are still

    very alive. Flatten them. Mark ALL reads or lack of them.

    WOODEN FACE;A wooden feeling in the face is caused by pulling

    later items that are also pulled in out of

    arrangement. If you pull in from later bank (runs) X and Y you

    will not get a wooden feeling in your face. But

    if you pull them in Y X you will.


    F = 1″ to 2″ fall (needle left to right motion)

    LF = long fall 2″ or more

    sF = small fall 1/2 to 1″

    ht = heat experienced

    pn = pain

    som = somatic

    sen = sensation

    corr = correct

    supp = suppress

    inval = invalidate

    no rd = no read

    sBD = small blowdown of TA..2 div. or .1 (right to

    left motion) (needle sticks over to right

    — TA does not necessarily have to be moved.)

    BD = 1/4 division blow down of TA or more (right

    to left motion) (TA has to be moved)

    Div = division of tone arm

    TA = tone arm of meter, scale of

    anaten = analytical attenuation (going unconscious)


    These parts are silent.

    There are no words in them, only objects.

    They run in a pattern.

    The position of the objects relative to the thetan are:



    | * Left Side

    q THETAN * In front of face | q THETAN

    | * Right Side





    * Left Side | * Left Side

    q THETAN * In front of face |Behind Head * q THETAN * Front


    * Right Side | * Right Side


    The Objects appear about an arm’s length away.

    On coming in or going away, the location is the same.

    For 1 Object. it appears a few feet in front of one’s face.

    For 2 Objects, tbey appear to right and left of one at same height

    as the front one.

    For 3 Objects, they appear combined as 1 and 2 Objects positions

    (in front face and to right and left).

    For 4 Objects, they appear as the 3 plus one behind the head about

    the same distance back as the one in

    front is.

    They move.

    Learn to perceive the number given all in the same instant, doing

    the action of going away or coming in.

    Spot the thetan at the same moment.

    Seek to perceive the object or objects, don’t call them. Perceive

    them as going away or as coming in, as


    If the mass stacks up, you are missing spotting the thetan. Go

    back and spot it. (yourself at the time). It is an

    easy run. If you grind ac it too hard you will get into the same

    run repeating as a later run.

    If you have pain, you have missed a read. Or you went inta a later

    run. If you have severe pains, you’ve

    gotten into a later run.

    If your eyes burn, you have invalidated something.


    About the only thing that can make you ill on the Clearing Course

    is your own error, losing your place on

    the plot, skipping or re-running.

    Between sessions, little can happen you cannot repair.

    But, at the start of a session, you may pick up, in error,

    something you have already run, or skip and pick up

    late. (i.e. you have done 133, you start at 129 the next session.

    More seriously, you have not done 141 to

    144, bat begin the next session at 145.)

    If you skip 4 items and do a light, you wi11 surely become ill. By

    illness is meant, “colds”, “flu”, “dysentry”‘,


    To prevent becoming ill, be very careful of your place, very

    careful to pick up where you left off, very careful

    not to skip. And you will do very well.

    If you do become physically ill, down in bed, it is almost certain

    you missed items and did a skip.

    And further, you must have been PTS at the time (connected to an


    No Clearing Course auditing may take place during pregnancy.

    If pregnancy occurs, send your folder to the Clearing Course

    Supervisor who will keep it until after the birth

    of the baby.



    LRH: je: jd: td: al

    Copyright (c) 1967


  • The Helatrobus


    21 May 1963

    By L. Ron HubbardÆ

    Thank you. People of Earth, we come in peace. We bring a

    plowshare, not a sword.

    But we won’t use any clouds to spread the message. Oh, I see

    you characters haven’t been really up to

    the front of the track yet. All those Helatrobus Implants of

    course came out of clouds originally, you know.

    And this is the 21st of Mayo, AD 13, Galactic ye — well

    that’s beside the point.

    You don’t look to me like you’ve been making the progress

    you ought to; you just don’t look to me like

    you’ve been making the progress. But possibly if you’d taken a

    retread in the Keokuk Central Office, maybe

    you would have made better progress.

    An interesting problem has presented itself, and so forth;

    Every once in a while an industrious D of T

    will treat an HPA like somebody in a co-audit, you know, and give

    them all the latest tapes and materials and

    just overwhelm them but good, you see, and never teach them how to

    audit. And would you like to be

    handling the material you are handling without knowing how to

    audit? Be rough, wouldn’t it? Well, the

    degree that we don’t make good auditors and the degree that we

    can’t give Saint Hill training to as many as

    possible, we are actually holding back Scientology.

    You’re in just a little bit of a breathing space right at

    the present instant. This is just a little bit of a

    breathing space.

    I was playing tag with the atomic war and the enthusiasm

    with which certain misguided degraders wish

    to launch off the bomb and all of this sort of thing, actually

    stood across our track rather hard and it caused

    a tremendous acceleration in research which ordinarily would have

    been plotted out across a much longer

    space of time and gives us something of an emergency

    characteristic on this, because we’ve still got to beat

    this line. We’ve still got to beat this, and these characters

    don’t know what they’re doing. I can imagine them

    now, you know, saying — saying, “Well, to be happy or not to be

    happy. You know, I — I don’t know.”

    I can see Kennedy walking around now. “Well, is it really

    the beginning of heaven or the end of

    heaven?” You see, and so on. He’s going over and see the Pope. And

    there’s the Pope sitting there, and so

    forth, and he’s got an electronic that is cutting his guts out,

    you know, and he’s saying, “Bless you, my uhh

    — son, bless you, my son.” You know? A wild game going on and

    these are the characters who are telling

    you whether or not you can launch a bomb or not launch a bomb. You


    So there’s no good sense involved in any of this and it’s

    sort of in the cards and we’re winning, we’re

    winning hands down. Now, our technological advance at this

    particular time is sweeping on much faster

    than I can give you all of the fine bits of, so that I can give

    you the technology and the way you arrive at the


    And this is the best that I can do. Now we’ve long talked

    about Clears and so forth, and that’s fine. There

    is nothing wrong with that, and there are Clears and so forth. And

    we can make Clears by our own definition

    and as far as the public is concerned, why, this is a very

    interesting advance. And as Peter once told me, he

    says, “Man,”. he says, “but I need this” he says, “to interest

    people out in the public. Don’t go knocking

    out this grade of Clear.” See?

    Well, he’s perfectly right, see, perfectly right. But in

    actual fact the state of Clear is not only attainable

    but is being attained today here and there without any — hardly

    any remark at all.

    Now, for instance, in the last eight and a half hours of

    auditing I’ve found three goals and run three

    banks on a pc. Three complete GPMs. Well, this is a — this is

    rather a dizzy rate of speed. Don’t you see? All

    right. Now, you haven’t got any time to celebrate. That’s what’s

    wrong with that. You’re achieving these

    things and there’s no chance to — to state to the pc, “Now you

    have to break out the champagne,” you see,

    because it usually happens in the middle of session; by the middle

    of the next session, or the end of the

    session, he’s already gone beyond it. You’re achieving these

    various points.

    Now, if you’re achieving this now, you might be quite

    interested in the fact that states of beingness

    undreamed of before exist immediately before you. They’re in your

    very immediate future. Before Christmas,

    probably, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and keep your

    case going. You’re — you’re right there.

    Now, the technological win is tremendous and there are only

    about five percent of the cases you’re

    going to run into that are going to give you a bit of a thetan

    ache because they don’t have what I choose to

    call now, because it was the nation or small government that did

    these things — Helatrobus — not to be

    confused with Helatrobe. Helatrobe is the Galactic Confederation.

    It’s Helatrobus. Call these things the

    Helatrobus Implants for lack of a better designation because 43

    trillion isn’t accurate for all cases, don’t you

    see, and that sort of thing. You can’t give it by a time date and

    there is no reason to keep calling it by a time

    date. Let’s call it by something that was less well known, but

    that we can identify. Call them the Helatrobus

    Implants and it tells you these are the implants which begin with

    the electronic clouds over planets and —

    and the dichotomy, plus and minus, and so forth, and sweep on

    through in a certain series. And people

    have been through them once, twice, three, four times and they

    have — we have the patterns of the first

    series very accurately. We’ll shortly have the patterns of the

    second series.

    All that makes very easy auditing. We even have a technique

    that handles this now: 3N, which has just

    been released and that’s the same patter that you’ve been using,

    speeded up a bit. And there’s even a

    shortened version of that which you will need very soon.

    You need this — you’ll go right on needing this from here

    on out with a pc. You’ll need what’s called 3N,

    but 3N has to be shortened after a pc has gone for three or four

    banks because the pc’s running too fast.

    And for instance, I’ve gotten a pc up to a point of the RI blows

    on statement. This pc has been very

    carefully textbook audited and is now blowing on statement.

    There’s no — you call it back and it doesn’t

    even flick, so you have to say, “That rocket read.” See, “It —

    that rocket read.” But why? Because, well, it

    rocket read when they said it, but you haven’t even got a tail on

    the rocket read a lot of the time.’-You’ve got

    the accelerated start. But instead of a tail on it, you’ve got a

    blowdown. See, the thing doesn’t have a chance

    to do a complete rocket read; it disintegrates.

    It does an accelerated beginning; goes like mad, the tone

    arm moves down, pc says, “Fine.” You read the

    thing back and it’s quiet as a mouse. You can’t get a tick out of

    this thing. You haven’t even opposed it yet

    and you can’t even get a tick out of it.

    All right. Well that, of course — after a while when a pc’s

    doing this, it’s a waste of time to read the RI

    back to him, so you get 3N-2 which is an abbreviated form of 3N,

    just like 3N is an abbreviated form of 3M-2,

    don’t you see? But you won’t be using 3M-2 on these implants

    because the other is too easy.

    Now, what can you cut out? Well, I just leave it up to you.

    What can you cut out? Because your job —

    let me tell you this very straight from the shoulder — your job

    is to make sure that the charge is blown out of

    that RI and that is your job as an auditor.

    And let me — let me put a bug in your ear right now, don’t

    you let any pc talk you out, with ARC breaks

    or anything else, out of getting that charge off. You understand?

    Because the pc will natter, the pc will yap,

    the pc will this and will that about your reading it a second

    time, how you’re cross-checking or doing

    anything like that. Because you can do these things without losing

    too much speed, but the pc starts

    suppressing his cognitions in order to make speed, you see.

    Suppressing this, suppressing that and all of a

    sudden you’ve got a little fluky RR that goes flick-pow, and you

    see it stop. It’s — it’s a choked down. Pc’s

    suppressing almost as fast as he’s giving it to you. And you say

    the pc is very nattery and the pc is this

    way and that way, and therefore you mustn’t go in and clean that

    up. Well, you’ve been defeated as an

    auditor the moment you make that conclusion. You got it? Let the

    pc yap because your payoff — your

    payoff comes in the next two or three GPMs and if you’ve done that

    well in the first that you’re running, then

    your blows through the second are easier, the third, the fourth

    GPM, and you’re just flying by enunciation

    and recognition. You understand?

    And you’ll be running maybe a GPM every forty-five minutes

    of auditing time. You got that now?

    Now, all you have to do is get a “Nelson eye” on the E-Meter

    — a Britishism. He put the telescope to his

    blind eye. They told him to withdraw, you see, and he said he

    didn’t see anything. There is where your

    danger lies because this thing chokes; you didn’t get a nice RR.

    You say, “Well, I’ll let it go, because the pc

    is running so well and this pc gets so nattery and ARC breaky

    every time I stop him,” and reason, reason,

    reason, reason, reason.

    Now you’re — just made tremendous quantities of work for

    yourself. Every time you strike that item again

    in the next bank you’re going to find out that you didn’t clear

    the charge of it in this bank. Not only are the

    next few RIs going to be impeded but that item in the next bank

    comparably is going to be badly impeded

    and you are going to stack the case up. You hear me?

    Now ARC breaks won’t stack the case up, but unblown RIs

    will. And it’s your job as an auditor to get

    that charge off. And that’s your job, and don’t let any pc talk

    you out of it. See, you’ve got two choices on

    running these days. You’ve got two choices that you can make, and

    one of them is wrong. And that is have

    the pc alwaye happy and cheerful and the other is have the charge

    gone. And you just forget about that

    first choice. Because how anybody could run the Helatrobus

    Implants and be happy and cheerful, I don’t


    Oddly enough, after a while they will be happy and cheerful

    but only if you get the charge off early on,

    so nag them all you want to.

    Now, you can nag them to a point where the charge won’t

    blow. See where your judgment lies? You can

    get them so upset and so enturbulated and so jumped up that the

    charge won’t blow. You’ve gone the

    wrong direction, don’t you see? But then that was a necessary

    thing. You’re making mistakes then in order

    to do this.

    You get yourself a good clean RR that’s disintegrating at

    the end and it’s blowing. It’s obviously going.

    This RR is going to be gone and you read it back and you read it

    back and then you say, “Well, it didn’t RR


    And you read it back. And you say, “Are you doing anything?

    Are you thinking about anything? It

    didn’t read. I’ll read it again, ‘Wantably fantastic.’ It didn’t

    read that time. What’s the matter?”

    And next thing you know the pc is saying, “What’s hap — ?

    Whaaa — whi — where am I going?” you see.

    Well, you made a mistake.

    The place to really get skilled is to recognize the quality

    of RRs. Now some HPA thinks, “Well, I’m doing

    pretty good; I’ve learned what an RR is.” You take off from there.

    You get pretty good and learn what a

    choked RR is and what a disintegrating RR is, and then you’ll be

    in business.

    You get some RRs; you could actually see the pc suppress

    them as they happen. For a moment there

    you can see that RR stop. And you can say to the pc, “What


    Pc says, “Well, it wasn’t much, I — well, I just had a

    little cognition.” For interest of speed of run, they

    start suppressing their cognitions. Almost fatal. Don’t you see?

    And you say, “That’s fine. Thank you,” call

    the item again and by golly there’ll be the full RR. See? You have

    to learn to interpret an RR. There is nothing

    anybody can do to help you really, beyond you finding out what one

    is. These wide, loose disintegrating

    RRs speed rapidly at the beginning. If you don’t get the instant

    spurt at the beginning, you’ll never see it as

    an RR because it hasn’t got any RR on the end. It’s disintegrated

    already. You see an RR as it goes over, has

    a hook tail, and many an auditor gets so educated into recognizing

    an RR by its hooked tail that when he

    gets to a disintegrating RR he sees no hooked tail but he missed

    the spurt beginning.

    Now of course, the meter is already in motion at the time

    that the auditor starts to interpret it. You see,

    he’s used to having his attention caught by the fact that the

    thing is moving. He gets his attention — so he

    says, “If it — needle starts moving then I should look at it and

    see if it’s an RR.” Well, of course then he only

    sees the end of it and it looks like a fall. Ah, but it had a

    spurt beginning. He’s looked at a disintegrated RR.

    The thing has disintegrated before it’s gone. See, that thing has

    blown. It’s blown completely. There’s

    nothing — no smoke left on it.

    You call this thing again and it doesn’t fire at all. And

    you say, “Well, I must have the wrong item. Let’s

    random list for forty-five minutes.” Oh, hell’s bells, you could

    run a whole bank in forty-five minutes. It’s

    nonsense, you see? Why? That’s because the auditor doesn’t have

    his attention on the meter to catch the

    beginning spurt.

    See, an RR is characterized by a spurted accelerated

    beginning which is — gives it its name. It looks like

    something taking off — you know, like being shot — shot away

    from its start. It’s a spurting beginning. It

    goes psshh, see. And then its other characteristic is a curled

    end. After it gets passed over here, it go khihh!

    And an RR is always characterized by these two things. Beginning

    goes psshh, and the end go slhhp. All

    right, the disintegrating RR doesn’t go slhhp, it only goes pssht.

    All right, so if you have to have your attention caught by

    the meter already being in motion, you miss

    the beginning spurt so you don’t know if you’ve got an RR or a

    fall. Then you’ll see an RR start off

    beautifully. You can gauge the speed of an RR, of how far it will

    run, by just watching it. You can get used

    to that. And it starts off beautifully, it goes pssht, and it —

    it didn’t go anyplace. That’s a choked RR. And

    there’s a suppress, or a cognition suppressed, or the pc has done

    something there. Pc has suddenly

    wondered if it WSB “covitiviwiwibibly” or something, see —

    halfway through having said it. Something has

    happened here. And that RR isn’t blown and it won’t blow until you

    ask the pc what happened and get rid of

    that suppress and then the pc says, “Well,” the pc says, “Well, I

    was so-and-so, and so-and-so, and I

    thought it might be because there’s two here on the sheet and so

    forth, and I thought it might be and

    therefore so-and-so.”

    And you say, “All right. Now, I’m going to say the item

    again. ‘Inevitable catsfish,’ ‘inevitable catsfish.’

    All right. That rocket read.” And it will. It rocket read

    beautifully. Where was the charge? The charge is

    insisted on. You must realize that these RIs don’t have any more

    charge on them than you see on the meter.

    Just mark that down. This meter is not indicating the presence of

    charge. The rocket read doesn’t tell you

    that there is some charge someplace. Just do a total associate.

    See? The rocket read is the charge. All the

    charge that is going to come off of that thing is seen in and has

    velocity in that rocket read. That is the

    charge. Now, you could be very pedantic and say, “Well, actually

    the thetan in the facsimile is subjected to

    certain impulses which causes him to impulsify and the 7.6-volt or

    9-volt current which is being passed

    through the corporeal resistance chamber known as a human body is

    therefore modulated and monitored by

    the various circuits which are approached from the right-hand

    electrode and which terminate in the left-hand

    electrode, and there’s a magnetic influence so that you get a

    visual response in the ohmmeter” —


    Some poor dear in Scientology every once in a while tells

    me, “Huh, but you talk so much about

    electricity, I-heh-heh — I don’t know anything about these

    things.” I always shake them by the hand and

    say, “That makes two of us.” Other people pretend they know

    something about it, see? Well, this is an

    interesting piece of magic you’ve got here in an E-Meter. That’s

    for sure. This is an interesting piece of

    magic and isn’t it interesting that it doesn’t exist elsewhere on

    the whole track.

    Oh, recording devices, and detective devices and thisas and

    thatas and the other thing all exist on the

    whole track. And there are all kinds of things and my old pals in

    certain sections of this universe — well, in

    the Galactic Confederacy particularly — would be absolutely

    horrified if I said, “Well, we developed a meter

    we don’t have here,” because their pride is that they have all the

    equipment that was all — has ever existed

    or that will ever be developed, and they know every electronic

    activity that has ever existed or will ever exist


    And that ends their modesty on the subject, see. And you

    say, “Well, here’s a box of tricks that does

    something that none of our meters do.” It wouldn’t be a popular

    statement but it’d be a true one. It’s quite

    remarkable that it does it. So let’s not worry why it does it.

    Let’s not worry at all why it does it. Let’s worry

    much more succinctly about the information it gives the auditor.

    And the information it gives the auditor is:

    There is something there, there is nothing there, or what is there

    is beyond the pc’s reality. It gives us there

    is something there that will be real to the pc. And that’s all

    fine. We know all that.

    But let’s take the next step that this thing is charged and

    is discharging. Now you’ve customarily, in the

    past, read this on your tone arm. Well, you don’t read these

    Helatrobus Implants on your tone arm. We don’t

    care whether the tone arm moves or not. Just skip it out in 3N.

    That’s too much bother. Because you do a

    bank or two and the tone arm starts moving down no matter how high

    the thing has been stuck, and all the

    charge that was on the original bank you were doing is coming off,

    it’s coming off on the needle. But you’ll

    also see the needle action reflect over onto the tone arm. So that

    is all the charge there is on an RI.

    Don’t imagine that sleeping beneath the surface is a

    slumbering volcano that something elec can trigger.

    No, sir. There is no such thing. When you read one of these things

    and it goes pssheww and then you read

    it again, ordinarily early on in a case you only get half the RR

    or thereabouts and when you read it again you

    get a fzzt, very tiny RR, about a quarter of an inch, and when you

    read it again it goes thi, tick. That’s early

    on in a case. Well, what happened to the rest of the RR? You’ve

    got to recognize that something happened

    to this RR, otherwise you’ll be nagging the pc to find out what

    happened to the RR. Well, the RR

    evaporated! That’s what happened to it.

    Now, you’ve got to tell the difference between an RR that

    evaporated and an RR that was choked to

    death because they look different on the meter. And you just have

    to get your eye educated to be able to

    tell the difference. And it’s pretty hard to do and it’s not a

    hundred percent,precision. I had to study in a

    meter, I don’t know, hour or two or three, and certainly something

    on the order of about five or six hours of

    auditing, paying attention to just this one thing until I finally

    got the subtle nuances of difference between

    them. So it’s a case where experience is a very good thing to


    Well, we can make some very good general statements. You can

    see the back break on one of these

    things, too. Although what that means is just no more choke, see?

    And then you’ll run into this one: The

    thing fell when he said it and then you had him give you another

    version, “coveting-a-tivably” and

    something, and “erradicably catfish” and “wingabingably catfish,”

    and all of a sudden you’ll see this

    fantastic rocket read on something that has nothing to do with the

    price of oranges, you see? And you say,

    “Give me the original item again,” and you get a gorgeous rocket

    read. In other words, you had a rocket read

    sitting on top of it.

    Something in his own existence had pressed down on this

    thing and had transferred the read from the RI

    to this other thing. In other words, it ate up the rocket read.

    And the rocket read was encysted and this one

    was therefore, wasn’t on your plot. That’s always what happens

    when you can’t get plot item to read. It isn’t

    that the plot item isn’t there; electronics were broken down that

    way. The Helatrobus boys really ought to

    get the manufacturer’s seal of approval and the service seal of

    approval because I have been looking in vain

    to have one of their damn squawk boxes not fire. It’s obvious with

    that many squawk boxes and electronic

    implant boxes in any existing series that — well, it is obvious

    that their repairmen weren’t all that good

    because they’re on cables and so forth. Particularly those strung

    outside. Those that are on the last implant

    of the first series, that were just there open to the weather.

    Oh, I consider it very remarkable that they stay in

    operation. I keep looking for a hole to occur in the line

    plot. Don’t you see? I’ve had my eye open on this now for the last

    two or three thousand items, you know.

    Everything working. “Wantably, fantasticably, catfishably” and pow

    — it’s working. There it reads.

    So I just dropped it out of the line that there’s something

    wrong with the electronic implant equipment as

    the pc went by. See, I dropped that out. The reason I bring that

    up, that might occur to some of you.

    “Well, I guess that box wasn’t working that day,” see? Well,

    it’s always possible that that is true, but I

    haven’t found it to be true. They always worked. They should get

    the manufacturer’s seal of approval and so

    forth. Their production boys and their service unit should have

    gotten the leather medal pinned on with a

    blanket pin very deep.

    But the point I am making here is that there’s something

    wrong with the way the pc has approached this

    thing and as your pc gets to flying on down the line, you less and

    less will have trouble with this.

    The point I’m trying to make to you: You do your job well at

    first and your job gets easier. And you do a

    lousy job at first and your job will not get easier, and it might

    even get harder.

    Now, the point where you make speed is to do your originals

    and earlies right and then you’ll make more

    and more speed, more and more speed, more and more speed. It goes

    faster and faster and faster and faster

    and faster, and faster. And don’t pull colossal blunders like

    letting your pc miss an item which remains fully

    charged even though he hit it, you know. You couldn’t get any

    rocket read so just went on by it and then

    find your pc leaping into the second series. The source of all

    skips is a missed RI and there’s two ways to

    miss one. Just not have it at all or not discharge it.

    In other words, a skip — flying into another bank, flying

    elsewhere, bouncing off the track, not being

    there in the incident anymore — is caused by missing an RI,

    either by not calling it at all — we go from

    “covetably” to “inevitably” or something of the sort and we don’t

    get the nix in, see; or we call it, it didn’t

    fire, we don’t get the charge off of it and simply go on.

    The next action the pc is liable to do is skip. You skip

    something, so he Qs-and-As and he may go into

    the identical or the similar implant of the second series. And you

    suddenly find yourself running the second

    implant series. And you wonder, what’s all this? The pc is being

    torn to ribbons, nothing is RRing right, the

    thing is — the words aren’t right and all of a sudden he says,

    “Impassably and insurmountably, inevitably

    catfish.” And you say, “That isn’t in the line plot.” It’s in the

    second series — not those words are in the

    second series; I haven’t got the second series plot. I’ve got some

    of it though. And you say, “Where did all

    this come from? What happened? What happened? What happened?”

    Well, a good way to do that is to get

    your pc oriented early as to his surroundings. Have him close his

    eyes and take a look.

    He doesn’t want to look very much. When you first start to

    run it he will tell you it’s terribly unreal, and

    he can’t see very much. And after you have done a bank or two his

    reality on visio will be getting greater

    and greater and better and better. And it’s usable by the auditor.

    Now, pcs go up steps and down steps in the first implants

    and they don’t always just go down. They

    sometimes also go up because that’s more confusing. They don’t

    turn around in the middle of a set of steps

    and go the other way but they’ll start a bank and it’ll go

    backwards to the last bank — so forth. So this is all

    very confusing. But you get a pc — so don’t tell him you always

    go downstairs because sometimes they go

    up, see? And sometimes the oppterms are on the right and sometimes

    they’re on the left which also makes it

    interesting and sometimes a pc is sitting there with a line plot

    and says, “This line plot ought to be printed in

    reverse, you know.” Well, you can say it’s printed right for at

    least half of the GPMs. Because it is. About

    half of them, it is reversed. See?

    Now, as the pc goes along you can actually — and you can

    overdo this — you can make him put too

    much attention on and work him into it, and yap at him and nag

    him, and so forth, but it helps you out and

    you say, “Take — take a look there, what do you see?”

    And he says, “Well, I see a flight of steps.”

    And you say, “Well, are any of them gray?”

    “Yeah,” he says, “there’s one down there that’s gray.”

    That’s an RI you didn’t get.

    “Are any of those steps black?”

    “Yeah, well there’s one over here that’s black and the rest

    of them closer to me are white.”

    Brother, something’s wrong here. Something’s missed, see.

    That’s pretty crude repair. I myself don’t use

    it. But I like to hear a pc tell me, “Those steps are all white

    now.” Oh, that’s very nice, that’s very nice. That

    tells you you haven’t got a speck of charge left behind you

    because those charge — those steps were black

    as ink the first time you went over them, see. But RI by RI they

    turn white, see? Interesting isn’t it? You can

    even orient the pc.

    This is real trickery. I mean, these guys really set it up

    well. This is real trickery on a part of an auditor.

    Tricky, sneaky. Before you list for the next goal, have the pc

    close his eyes and tell you what he sees. Find

    the next goal and its top oppterm. Then have the pc close his eyes

    and tell you if he’s in the same locale that

    he was in before, because if he’s in a different locale you’ve

    missed a whole bank. Tricky, huh? You get what

    I mean?

    These banks usually end at the top or bottoms of stairs.

    You’ve just gotten the last item, you see.

    He closes his eyes. “All right. Where are you?”

    “Well, I’m on this landing.”

    “All right. You got that? Oh, you’re on the landing. That’s

    fine. All right.” Now we’re going to get the

    next goal and we get the next goal and as soon as we’ve got it and

    then we’ve got its — the top oppterm of it,

    we have the pc close his eyes again and we say, “Now where are

    you?” “Well,” he says, “I’m in the same

    place, but just one step down.” “That’s fine.” Tricky. That’s

    using the scenery to confirm the fact you don’t

    skip anything.

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14 years ago

I don’t get the whole “goal” thing. In $cientology, what is a “goal”?

14 years ago

So easy to understand…who doesn’t understand “do to cognition?” I know I don’t not understand. So, will try asap – and then…I will be rich!!!

14 years ago

Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes

formed part of the equipment.

man what the f**k

this isnt a religion. that hack-assed sci-fi writer L Ron must’ve documented a series of wicked acid trips he had and decided later that it’d be “like, totally awesome maaaaan” to make a religion out of it.

14 years ago

No wonder these mother fuckers are crazy and brainwashed. This s**t makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever! Although I’m sure Tom Cruise would tell you that it makes perfect sense. Yeah, if you’re bat s**t crazy!

14 years ago

STOP. Okay, I’m brainwashed. Take my money just make it STOP. Christ on a cracker sandwich make it stop!

14 years ago

This is just stupidity. This world is so scary sometimes for people to come up wit crap like this.

14 years ago

Can you say: “Jesus take the wheel”. These people are looney. Did they just fall out of a spaceship? We need to pray for them, seriously.

14 years ago

Save me Xenu!! That made no sense at all. I’m not all into religion but at least the others I can understand. Scientology is weirder than LDS, and that s**t is crazy as well.

13 years ago

What was it all about? at first I thought that the link was all there was and I read through some of it and started skipping around trying to find something I could understand or an end of post or something and apparently this whole page was . . . >.> scientology? K I tried reading the very last several lines and that stuff doesn’t sound like any form of high congnitive reasoning what-so-ever. quote: ———————- Now we’re going to get the next goal and we get the next goal and as soon as we’ve got it and then we’ve… Read more »

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