“The only thing I injected her with was my fist.”
Ha! I always knew Janice Dickinson was a fan of fisting. She’s too annoying not too. What? Oh, he was actually joking about punching her? That works too, I guess. Leave it to Sly Stallone to inject humor into the serious epidemic of supermodel abuse. Come on. Who hasn’t fantasized about punching Janice Dickinson in the face or kicking her in the nuts? Amiright?
Some stills from his new flick opening today.
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