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Uhh…

PEOPLE is pretty excited Jessica Biel went blond. However, they completely glossed over the fact that someone might have punched her in the mouth. That must have hurt. On the bright side, she’s halfway towards a pair of decent DSL’s.

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TheExpatriot
TheExpatriot
16 years ago

Awesome! A Lohan impersonator!

Kim
Kim
16 years ago

She looks awful with blonde hair. And she serious doesn’t look to good around now, like she’s sick or something. PG?

Back to Brunette!
Back to Brunette!
16 years ago

Some chicks just really shouldn’t try the blonde thing. It doesn’t look good on her at all.

celebritygone
celebritygone
16 years ago

she looks like she had some bad lip injections done …

Rick Da Ruler
Rick Da Ruler
16 years ago

This is by far the absolute WORST pic that I have EVER seen of this usually super-hott gurl…She looks all F’n bleached-the-hell-out all the way around here…Nevertheless, I DO KNOW how hott that she can look WHEN SHE FIXES HER S**T UP(like all these celeb chicks should do anyway when they venture out into the real world)… Face it, WHEN YOU’RE KNOWN FOR YOUR LOOKS BEFORE YOUR TALENT AS THE VAST MAJORITY OF HOLLYWEIRD STARS ARE,just take your damn time & play the freakin game that got you to where you are in life…Handle your s**t in the mirror properly… Read more »

Joltin' Django
16 years ago

What the **** happened to her?

And to think … “Esquire” magazine named her the most beautiful woman in the world a couple of years ago.

Mz. Jessica *Officially left Bossip*
Mz. Jessica *Officially left Bossip*
16 years ago

Omg Y is she famous again? Neway she looks a mess she needs to get some carmex for the ashy ass cheeks she calls lips.

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
16 years ago

looks like she was being force face fucked and kept getting her lips smashed into the dudes pelvic bone.
That must have been some real lip smashing, knocked the fat right out of those lips.

Her face isn’t her best side anyway. IT’S THAT ASS.
I could eat that ass till it chapped up so much that the skin was coming off like splinters!