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Vaseline is amazing
Sarah Michelle Gellar shot an ad for Vaseline in which you can’t see her face, only her naked body. I’m not sure what feelings these images are supposed to evoke and I have no idea the merits of rubbing Vaseline over your entire body, but I’ve noticed my penis has had this really healthy glow lately. Take that for what it’s worth.
Gross. Let’s smear ‘petrol’eum jelly all over ourselves, like we don’t have enough chemicals in our system.
That doesn’t even look like her. They could have used a body double, and just put her name to it.