Amy’s Blake almost died

Amy Winehouse’s incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, overdosed in north London’s Pentonville prison. Blake along with six other inmates were near death, vomiting and writhing in pain after they injected themselves with contaminated heroin. The doctor’s were able to save him. As a result of this incident, Amy drew a teardrop under her eye for her almost fallen husband.

During the investigation, it was discovered Blake had been trading signed pictures of Amy Winehouse for hits of heroin.

“He’ll take orders from other inmates then ask Amy to bring in signed photos of herself during visits.

“He usually gets her to write a little personalised note to make it look authentic.


“Once he’s back on the wing he’ll swap these for Joeys [hits of heroin].

“The boys think they’ll get a few quid for them on eBay. It’s not clear whether she knows exactly what’s going on . . . but she must find it strange that all these so-called prison hardmen have suddenly become starstruck Amy Winehouse fans.”

Why can’t anyone ever overdose on something cooler? Like, gummy bears, rainbows or unicorns. It’s always heroin. What a downer. Just one day I’d like to read cutsey news about a celebrity almost dying after their rectum was impaled by a unicorn. I think we all deserve a sweet story like that.

Is it just me or does Amy Winehouse seem pissed off all the time. I suppose I would be too if I had to use a sharpie for makeup.

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14 years ago

I’ve never seen anyone fish-lip a cigarette like that. That filter is probably like a wet noodle by the time she’s done with it.

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14 years ago

She’s got the crack-whore version of the cleaning lady from the Mary Tyler Moore show look down.

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