Last night on Fuse TV, Ashlee Simpson denied rumors that she was engaged to Pete or that she was pregnant. Ashlee said the ring she has is a promise ring, not an engagement ring.
“It just means that he hasn’t asked my dad yet…” she explained
Similar to Pete Wentz, promise rings are stupid retarded. Unless they’re like the ones I give to girls. Mine are shaped like handcuffs. One side is attached to the girl and the other is attached to a metal pipe in my basement. “Together forever” it says carved in the cement I poured over the windows to protect my betrothed from lookie-loos.
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