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Bai Ling has a mugshot

Bai Ling

News of Bai Ling’s arrest made the rounds yesterday and it was only a matter of time before her mugshot was released. To call her beautiful would be an understatement. She is that and so much more. My stomach does little flips when just looking at her picture. Is this love? E! gives a reason for her insanity yesterday.

She was dealing with the “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day” when she was arrested for shoplifting, Ling told E! News, and she added simply, “Wrong boyfriend.”

Damon Elliott, a close pal of Ling’s, also told E! News she was definitely not herself yesterday.

“She was kind of in a mentally unstable state of mind yesterday,” he said. “She had some relationship issues going on. She wasn’t in the right frame of mind.”

Elliot continued: “She was very spacey and that was pretty much what happened. She was distracted and had a lot of things going on.”

Ah, yes. I remember quite well. Last time my girlfriend broke up with me, I stole a car and kidnapped a little girl. I finally came to my senses and realized it probably wasn’t the smartest thing to do so I pushed her out onto the freeway and things were right again.

Did you know: Did you know that if you combine her first and last name it’s “bailing” as in, “Suuuuure I’ll be bailing you out.”

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She should have pulled out those nipples of death! Poked a few eyes out and made a mad dash for it.

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