Britney Spears has been classified as G.D. reports TMZ. If you think that sounds like a bad thing, you’d be right. G.D. is an acronym for Gravely Disabled which means the patient is “unable to take care of basic needs, such as the acquisition of food, clothing or shelter” and is one of the criteria for involuntary commitment.
Britney fell into a manic state yesterday when they tried to admit her into the UCLA Medical Center. Regarding the screaming match between Britney and her mother, Lynne, about sleeping with her boyfriend, Britney said, “The only reason she’s admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!”
Awkward. Anyone who’s seen Britney in the past couple of years could have told you she was Gravely Disabled. Even the mentally handicapped do that mocking hand-slapping-chest sign of being retarded when she walks by.
Between you and me, I think Britney wanted them to declare her G.D. Lazy bitch doesn’t even want to get her own food.
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