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Britney is severely disabled

Britney Spears has been classified as G.D. reports TMZ. If you think that sounds like a bad thing, you’d be right. G.D. is an acronym for Gravely Disabled which means the patient is “unable to take care of basic needs, such as the acquisition of food, clothing or shelter” and is one of the criteria for involuntary commitment.

Britney fell into a manic state yesterday when they tried to admit her into the UCLA Medical Center. Regarding the screaming match between Britney and her mother, Lynne, about sleeping with her boyfriend, Britney said, “The only reason she’s admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!”

Awkward. Anyone who’s seen Britney in the past couple of years could have told you she was Gravely Disabled. Even the mentally handicapped do that mocking hand-slapping-chest sign of being retarded when she walks by.

Between you and me, I think Britney wanted them to declare her G.D. Lazy bitch doesn’t even want to get her own food.

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saxyman1004
saxyman1004
16 years ago

Oh bullshit. She can get her own food, clothing, and shelter. Taco Bell, brown boots, gas station crapper. She wins. F**k off, hopsital bitches.

justafu
justafu
16 years ago

“Between you and me, I think Britney wanted them to declare her G.D. Lazy bitch doesn’t even want to get her own food.”

Ignorant cold blooded asshole! You day to get sick is coming too!

justafu
justafu
16 years ago

*Your

Gina
Gina
16 years ago

I think it is such a shame that there is no sadness felt for her. She is a mother! Her kids need her. Where are the hopes for her well-being. TMZ should be ashamed of themselves. I am a true believer, however that you reap what you sow. Our lives are short, and to live only for headlines and making money will also become your detriment.

dj44
dj44
16 years ago

DITTO….I SHARE YOUR SENTIMENTS COMPLETELY

Some people have no compassion