You can tell Britney is a mess because this happened when she went to Jeffrey Chodorow’s new LA restaurant Citrus at Social on Saturday night. According to Page Six,
The group sat at a table to eat, but Spears hardly touched her lobster burger, preferring butter-fried frites and Tater Tots.
Is there anything more telling of Britney’s current mental state than watching her abandon a lobster burger? A year ago the only way you could know there was ever even a bun on her plate was from the one stray sesame seed that escaped Britney’s eye. Maybe also the secret sauce dribbling down her face and filling the crevices between her three chins. I guess that would be a big giveaway too.
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