Breaking numerous city ordinances currently known as Brooke’s Law, Brooke Hogan infiltrated a beach in a bikini to further disturb the public’s eyes. The scene, reminiscent of a Jon Waters’ movie starring a slimmed and toned Divine, is one of the many reasons I avoid the beach. Not only are the sun’s rays like poison to my fair skin, but seeing a Brooke Hogan lumbering around is enough to make me drown myself or at the very least, kick a seal.
I don’t care what Brooke says. Her breasts are fake.