If you’ve ever wanted to pay $500 to smell like the inside of a rectum caked with vomit and look like it too, today’s your lucky day. Amy Winehouse is launching her own brand of clothes and make-up. The Sun explains:
“Amy’s style has been copied by girls around the country and there’s a lot of money to be made. It’s a very distinctive look.
“She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume.
“All the things that are distinctive of her look.”
The cheaper way to dress like Amy Winehouse is to get real high and then go crazy in your neighbor’s dumpster. For make-up, think of the most retarded thing you can and then draw it on your face with a Sharpie.
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