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Edison Chen is going to die

Edison Chen

Edison Chen has yet to set foot in Hong Kong. Reports are coming in that this is because the Canadian raised celebrity is currently proposing a deal with police via his lawyers for “24-hour police protection, a safe house and a guarantee of his status as a witness.” Police are open to giving him protection, but are hesitant to grant him his other demands.

Hong Kong must take their celebrities seriously because netizens have been threatening him ever since the scandal started. His other demands come from fears of being turned into a suspect after the police investigate further. Additionally, the news says his pink cotton candy mac may be the key to solving this case.

Whoa. Wait. Pink laptop? You mean in Hong Kong I can walk around with a fruity laptop and not be insulted and mercilessly beat up? And it won’t lower my chances of banging a lot of celebs? Holy crap. *Looks at fuchsia laptop* Score!

  • Tomy Zhang

    he is actualy going to die

  • Jeez its getting pretty serious now …. btw who has a pink laptop??? unless u like the taste of man sausage ? o well it seems Edison can get away with rocking one …mite put an order in now for one pink notebook (jokes) :p

  • Lorraine in San Gabriel

    Blemish, you said Edison Chen is going to die, however, you did not elaborate why. Let me give it a shot.

    1. He did the underaged Vincy Yeung. The father is going to do him.
    2. He took pictures of Vincy Yeung. The father is going to do him.
    3. He did Cecilia Cheung. The husband is going to do him.
    4. He took pictures of Cecilia Cheung. The father is going to do him.
    5. He did and ruined Gillian Chong. The EEG boss is going to do him.

  • LoserEdison

    Edison likely shows these pictures off to people because he’s got something to prove. Would fit with the pink laptop.

  • Connexions

    And that’s not even counting the OTHER women in the pictures who may well have connections of their own too. Murder’s a bit over-dramatic, but a good shit-kicking is quite possible here. EDC has built up a lot of bad karma, even before this. Even someone with NO connection to the photos could take the opportunity.

  • Jack

    ITS TOO OBVIOUS WHO’S GOING TO GIVE HIM A GOOD BEATING, SO I WILL DOUBT THEY WILL DO SO IN THE ‘SHORT TIME’

  • Jack

    who cares!!! edison should have done more chicks for us to see……….

  • charlie not chan

    Hey you forgot to mention Edison’s Mom & Dad – I bet they want to kill him too!

  • tonelope

    Does apple sell a pink notebook in the Sates?

  • cunning linguist

    Do more yourself. It’s a lot more fun

  • awfultiger

    i don’t give a fuck about Edison going to die, i just want to see all the videos and pics.May be Albert Yeung will save his dick in a glass bowl for his private collection.Fuck Jacky Chan too.

  • Lorraine in San Gabriel

    You see, in Hongkong, gangsters do not care about shit like that, meaning, they want to do you, they WILL do you, they will not wait until shit cools down.

  • Lorraine in San Gabriel

    I could not agree more.
    It is like, he dies, he lives, who cares.
    To me, give me Vincy’s private part, I will just die.

  • “Blemish, you said Edison Chen is going to die, however, you did not elaborate why. Let me give it a shot.

    1. He did the underaged Vincy Yeung. The father is going to do him.
    2. He took pictures of Vincy Yeung. The father is going to do him.
    3. He did Cecilia Cheung. The husband is going to do him.
    4. He took pictures of Cecilia Cheung. The father is going to do him.
    5. He did and ruined Gillian Chong. The EEG boss is going to do him.”
    <— very good :))

  • Virgin Killer

    Jackie Chan is such a damn hypocrite in this matter…

    Anyone still remember how Jackie Chan slammed the mic on the stage when Carina came out n speak…

    The Carina Lau matter was obvious that it was his(Jackie) good friend who done it n yet he have the ass face to come out n be a bloody hypocrite!!!

    From now on, I suggest to the public not to buy anymore original CDs but rather download it from the internet cause all this artist doesn’t command our respect!!!

    Why ain’t Kelly Chan having so much of negative news for her 10years or more in the entertainment industry…

    Why you Gillian??? Why???

    You still have the face to remain in the entertainment industry Gillian… I wonder if your mum are being raped to give birth to you for being such thick skin!!!

  • Virgin Killer

    Albert Yeung is another beast or bastard if you like to called him…

    Among so many tycoons or rich man in HK, Albert Yeung or his whole family has the worst reputation in HK…

    Since the very 1st day EEG entertainment was set-up was not for the entertainment industry purpose but more of an excuse for Albert Yeung to sleep around with all those female artist…

    Albert Yeung, you should know who you feared in Taiwan!!! Any Albert family member here reading in this forum can ask this beast Albert!!!

  • ben

    the blogger has got to stop pulling stories out from his ass…. i live in hk and no one is in true fear that edison is going to “die”.

    these are rumors stared by freaking ABCs living in the states who spend all day on the web discussing Asian TV series.

  • ben

    LOL at ABCs from San Gabriel and Alhambra and Montery Park makking up fake rumors. I live in HK and this is a bunch of bull. Y’all watch too many HK films… “triads kill people”.

  • Lorraine in San Gabriel

    ben, ben, ben:

    Let’s say you were the father of Vincy Yeung, what possibly could you be thinking at this time?

    Let’s say you were the father of Cecilia Cheung, could you be thinking buying Edison Chen a drink?

    so, it is just common sense.

  • bobogivesgoodhead

    Let’s take a survey:
    1. Does Edison Chen deserve to die for bedding these cheap tarts?
    2. Speculate how he will be killed.

    My answer: No (but he will be killed somehow).
    Thrown off a high rise building screaming
    like a pig on the way down.

  • Lorraine in San Gabriel

    Isn’t it true Eric Tseng got beaten for talking shit about Singer Joey Yung?

    Isn’t it true Albert CHENG got beaten for talking shit about people in general?

    Isn’t it true that the newspaper editor LEUNG Tin Wai got his hand chopped for talking shit as well?

    Movie? Or, reality in Hong Kong?

    In the present case, like Blemish says – Edison Chen is going to die. I concur.

  • slimdan from L.A.

    Hahaha, do the people of San Gabriel/Monterey Park/Alhambra have more imagination than those in H.K.? I live in the area and this is what all the people are talking about…it’s headlines in all the local chinese newspapers. My only question is, “Why doesn’t EC go back to H.K.?”

  • awfultiger

    i rather look for a pink underware than a pink laptop.

  • ben

    Do tell, do tell, why did Jackie Chan beat up Carina Lau?

  • awfultiger

    i think Edison should just a DVD and sell it online. He should make enough money to hire bodyguard to protect him for life. I wonder the name of his clothes store “JUICE”, did he though of that name when he like Gil’s pussy ? :p

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