Contest winners: I’ll be contacting you guys for your info so you better have left a working e-mail address… or else! Thanks to everyone who entered. If all goes as planned, I’ll be doing another DVD giveaway soon. Winners have 48 hours to send back their info.
Are your two favorite things in the world sports cars and tai chi? Then this will probably be of no interest to you. Pamela Anderson and Denise Richard’s movie, Blonde and Blonder — easily confused with Dumb and Dumber — is out on DVD and I’m giving away five copies of it.
Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.
It’s sort of like when I was confused for an international playboy, but not really like that at all because I’m both a playboy and international. Umm, yea.
I have no idea why people trust me to give things away, but I’m not complaining. Read the contest rules are below. Contest ends next week.
I will choose five winners. Best jokes win. Note that this may be offensive to blonds which makes it even funnier. Also note that blonds may have a slight advantage because they’ve heard them all before. Provided they have the brain power to remember any. Har har har.
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