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Hello from Mexico

Justin and Drew

JL: Hi. I’m Justin Long. I look edgy, but am actually devoid of any utility.

DB: Hi. I’m Drew Barrymore. I used to be unpredictable and fun, but now I’m frumpy and boring.

With any luck, that timely pop-culture reference will have revealed how I feel about these two.

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  • How DARE you!! Drew Barrymore is most certainly not frumpy! Now back to your usually excellent observations, I enjoy them.

  • Nicolina

    That old bag, Justin is way too hot for her. Mmm, Justin.

  • capt. cornhole

    Actually the mental would go like this:

    JL: Lots of girls think I’m way hot.

    DB: That’s fine, I’ve been fucked by porn stars with cocks the diameter of your thigh. You’ll never leave my twat pulsing w/ orgasm. But you are a cute boy toy. Wanna eat my cooter?

    JL: Shit! You sound like a Canadian cougar!

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