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Jamie Lynn Spears plans to run away from home

Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn, who looks 30, wants to move out of her mom’s place in Kentwood, La., and into her dad’s place in L.A. reports the Enquirer [via MSNBC]. Jamie wants to move closer to future film projects for after she gives birth. Not only that, she feels her mother’s place is stifling. However, her mother, Lynne, is afraid that Jamie will succumb to the pressures of the L.A. lifestyle and start smoking and drinking during her pregnancy.

Lynne also worries that once her little girl’s in Los Angeles, she’ll fall under another negative influence – Lynne’s older daughter Britney! “Jamie Lynn knows Britney smoked and drank during her pregnancy – and because Britney’s boys turned out fine, Jamie Lynn thinks her baby will be fine too,” the source confided.

Jesus, is there anyone in the Spears lineage that isn’t retarded? The only way Jamie Lynn is going to be the star of a feature film is if she moves to the Valley. I’m not sure how much porn pays, but I imagine it has to be a lot in order for Jamie to take care of her deformed kids. Look, just because neither of Britney’s bundles of joy have a third eye or a conjoined twin on their shoulder like Andy Garcia, doesn’t mean they turned out fine. Give them a few more years. When they start licking each other’s diapers or biting their classmates’ faces, Jamie will probably see why nourishing a fetus with mostly nicotine and alcohol might not be a good idea.

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AThinker
12 years ago

Both Jamie and Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister look far older than teenagers.

cornhole is a loser
cornhole is a loser
12 years ago

u r A Thinker aren’t ya?

Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

SOMEONE SHOULD NOMINATE LYNN SPEARS AS MOTHER OF THE YEAR….HOW DOES SOMEONE RAISE SUCH TRASHY CHILDREN. AND SHE THINKS SHE’S GOING TO GET MOVIE ROLES? HA, THAT’S JUST LAUGHABLE….HAS HER MOTHER NOT TOLD HER SHE IS NOT A ROLE MODEL AND HER CAREER IS OVER!

gabriella
12 years ago

hey what are u thinking abot leaving home u love ur mom
just tell me why

gabriella
12 years ago

ok u are not helping ok thats not cool!!!!!!!!!!!
:(

Heather
12 years ago

jaime lynnn and britney are the worst role modle eccpassy scence she stared the zoey 101 she is teaching the kids to have baby and sexs is grat and soo is drugs

elisa
12 years ago

Think before u do it that’s all I’m saying =)

bethany
bethany
12 years ago

Jaime lynn u are a beautiful young gurl!!! i understand u are pregnant but do not drink or smoke!!! i think u should leave ur mom because she raised u wrong!! i am 15 years old and im sorry to say it but i have done bad things just like u!! but learn from ur mistakes!!! u rock jaime.

loopy
loopy
12 years ago

what a dididi!!!!!!!!1

carissa and dani
carissa and dani
12 years ago

jamie is a fucking turd

carissa and dani
carissa and dani
12 years ago

dam right

haley
haley
12 years ago

no she is not a fucking turd she is soo pretty and nice she made a mistake and u got a promblem with that liek if u didnt make a mistake so dont call people names ight???? i bet yur a fucking turd

Karina
Karina
12 years ago

I think that Jamie Lynn Spears and Britnany Spears are some stupid dramatic bitches. They’re not role models, and no where near it. If they really were they wouldnt be dealing with things the way they do. Dont you think that by being famous that means you got to work extra hard on your image so people wont talk trash about you??? Ok then so all you people are fuckin dumb saying that shes a role model. And one more thing…. her mother is not THE WHOLE REASON why shes so messed up.

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