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Kate Beckinsale provides fantastic imagery

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale was talking about how she was called a slut when she moved from former boyfriend Michael Sheen, who she has a nine-year-old daughter with, to Len Wiseman. She then goes on to talk about her vagina which she refers to as a Pharoah’s Tomb and says how spectacular it is.

“I was called a sl*t when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

She said: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

I have nothing to say to this because I’m currently busy running around my room with my pants around my ankles trying to find a box of Kleenex.

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stupendous
stupendous
12 years ago

unfortunately you got sloppy seconds on the kleenex box since i was first to reach them. next time kate chooses to enlighten us, take your pants off completely first…it makes running around easier.

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

hmm..?? pharaoh’s tomb’s are mostly known for farting mummy dust when cracked open… Not flowing with the nectar of Gods!
Tell me who the hell wants to jam their rod into a pile of mummy dust? Okay, well aside from me!

Upon reflection:
She must have this monster clit and cooter that’s shaped like an anhk.
That might be cool to nibble on! But a blast of mummy dust in your mouth… Not so cool.

Veracity
Veracity
11 years ago

I would let this woman s**t mummy dust directly into my fucking mouth, at the local bingo hall, on Christmas, in front of my Nanny if she asked! She is beautiful!

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