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Kate Hudson wants more babies

Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson, recently divorced from ex-husband Chris Robinson, isn’t looking for love, but is intent on having more children even if it means being a single mother.

“It is still the greatest thing in the world. I can’t wait to have more. It’s the best thing ever.”

I’d write something about this being awesome, but I’m too busy trying to look up where Kate lives. Don’t be surprised if you see Kate pregnant again in the next few weeks and if the baby comes out with abs seemingly chiseled by God himself and huge python-like arms, you’ll know it’s mine. Uh, unless it’s a girl. In that case, I deny any knowledge of injecting the fetus with human growth hormone.

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jazz_jeff
jazz_jeff
12 years ago

Can I offer my services?

Rhonda
Rhonda
12 years ago

She’s got baby-fever since half of Hollywood is either pregnant or just had a baby. I went through that for about a week before I finally came to my senses and realized having one child is about all I can handle.

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