Keira Knightley is naturally fit

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley doesn’t have to exercise to keep her weight down to a respectable 89 pounds. Instead, she credits a “grueling work schedule” and “dancing to the radio” for her 12-year-old boy-like figure.

“I really like the idea of yoga but I can’t do it. It just pisses me off. If anybody tells me to relax then I just tend to tense up. That’s why I’m not a yoga girl at all unfortunately. And gym work is just so boring and repetitive. I’m not a gym person at all. The most exercise I get when I’m not working is when I turn up the radio.”

I call BS. Keira looks like she could be blown away by the wind if you didn’t put a paperweight on her. If you grabbed her arm, you might completely shatter it. You don’t get that type of body unless you’re only eating two strawberries a day. Even prisoners in concentration camps would look at her in complete shock as they gave her their last piece of bread. No joke. This morning I took a dump and I’m pretty sure it weighed more than her.

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