Kim Kardashian has got it going on

Damn. I could use Kim Kardashian’s butt as a surface to play Jenga on. The benefits of dating her are endless. Not only can you have sex with her, but after you’re done, you can rest your beverage and sandwich on her ass. Plus, look at how wide her mouth opens. Paris Hilton would be jealous.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
13 years ago

I would eat her ass until my jaw locked up and I couldn’t move my tongue any longer.

The only sandwich I would be interested in would be her and Coco! That would be a big old mess. Smoking hot chitlins and wriggling asses. Curves and hips for days.

8 years ago
Reply to  capt. cornhole

Wow people like you are so annyoing. You technically did the same thing when you referred to my comment in caps lock btw I don’t live for the comments either, because I didn’t use caps lock on the first comment. I only used them to emphasize a point. I don’t know why you are arguing though, I just like Phil’s shows and I thought that his Dr. Suess thing was funny. I hope you can find somewhere else to hate besides the internet because we’re all getting sick of Your mother jokes.

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
13 years ago
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