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HQ Update: Lindsay Lohan poses naked

Lindsay Lohan

NYMag recently asked themselves the age old question of “How can I trick Lindsay Lohan into getting naked?” The answer was glaringly obvious. Prey on her need for attention, but mask it as something artsy like a tribute to Marilyn Monroe. What does Lindsay Lohan have in common with Marilyn Monroe? Very little actually. They both have/had a drug problem and big boobs. That’s about it. NYMag says,

Shot at the Hotel Bel-Air on February 5, the photos of Lohan as Monroe duplicate the 1962 originals down to the lighting, the shellacked blonde wig Lohan wears, and her willingness to appear in little more than a chiffon scarf. Regarding the nudity, Lohan tells the magazine: “I was comfortable with it,” though she confesses to having done “250 crunches” the night before the shoot. Lohan sees the Monroe photos (and by extension her own) as a way of regaining power: “Here is a woman who is giving herself to the public. She’s saying, ‘Look, you’ve taken a lot from me, so why don’t I give it to you myself.’ She’s taking control back.”

How very… what’s the word I’m looking for? Empowering? No. Retarded? Yes, that’s it. Retarded. Note that when Marilyn Monroe did this, it was called “The Last Sitting” because she died six weeks later of an overdose. Bad for Lindsay. Good for me. If it wasn’t for easily duped girls like her, I’d probably never see boob. Check out the rest here.

Update: Full size of the ones that matter here, here, here and her. Ultra HQ here, here, here and here. I’m moving this to the top so everyone can see it.

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Hmm

Eww~ Why did they not bother to cover up or photoshop those freckles out of her body? Do guys find them sexy or something? ><“

JakeDaSnake
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Is it just me or did the pictures not work? The HQ ones.

NT
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NT

The larger ones aren’t showing 4 me either! *tear*

Saman Rayaneh
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Evry Were
it’s Hot

Mallow Mind
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Mallow Mind

Sorry, but these shots just don’t seem to be the best for her. She’s a sexy girl but the photographer just didn’t get it. The tat sucks too.

oufkir
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sex movies pls

David
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David

I saw the photos on another website and, in my opinion, they’re not bad. In fact, I think they’re very tasteful. Of course, I am a nudist, so nudity does not make me grow a tent if you catch my drift. I wasn’t always a nudist, so before I was even introduced to nudism, I used to “tent out” lots of times when I saw photos of naked women. I’m a guy, in case my name didn’t give it away.

snobunni
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snobunni

they are nice but can’t compare to marilyn’s original! and they should have photoshopped her freckles…are her boobs natural? cuz they are sagging like boobs of a 40 year old…but i am glad to see lindsay doing something more “tasteful” than partying and getting drunk and stuff…hopefully we will see more of the “normal” side!

jazmina
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jazmina

ugly dog
u make me sick

michaelooi
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she has a serious freckles problem.

georgia
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georgia

omg it dies’t look like lindsay lohan she usully looks a lot hotter but now iv seen that i think shes wierd !!!( she is good at actin though

mooj
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mooj

I want to lick her ass slit.

ew
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ew

disgusting.. she looks nothing like Marilyn Monroe.. she looks 35 and like she just finished giving birth. her boobs are ugly, and she has a bad figure.

sky
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sky

disgusting….she’s making Marilyn Monroe look really bad..

jz
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jz

the way she looks is really bad!
godness, pose, her look, hair, body make people be sick.
u shouldn’t try to look like others, just be ur self, girlllllllllll…………

Bozone
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Bozone

I still have vomit caked around my mouth.

I.Owens
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I can`t believe everyone is slagging off the pictures of Lindsay, I bet most of the girls who have viewed the picture wish that they had a body like hers, leave the girl alone and try to say positives about the picture instead of negatives.

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Angela
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Angela

They’re alright, but what makes me sad is that two years ago, LiLo taking off her clothes and showing her breasts would have caused a media frenzy, but today, they’re met with basically “ho hum”. Poor girl. Concentrate on acting rather than thinly disguised attempts at titillation to attract a media blitz.

kissass
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kissass

i agree wit u bout lindsay..

anonymous
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i hav to agree with u both as well….. i mean its jus………FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!

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