By some miracle of fate, the photographer taking these managed to not get one money shot. Possibly because it was a photo shoot. Regardless, I expect stealthy Mission Impossible type stunts from these guys. They’re the ones that managed to hide under a car and catch Britney without panties. They should at least be able to figure out a discreet way to catch Mariah Carey topless. One good idea would be to walk up to Mariah, smack the magazine out of her hand and start taking pictures. See? Easy. I just came up with that on the fly.
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