Marisa Miller has long graced the pages of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition issues, but she’s never made the cover. Until now. It’s so satisfying to see one of your ex-lovers find success. And to think, this would never have happened without me. We did it Marisa. By golly, we did it! *Sniffle* Oh man, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. A lot more after the jump.
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