Lindsay Lohan was in raging whore mode Tuesday night at a West Hollywood club. Fueled by vodka and champagne, her burning loins, acting like a dowser with a forked branch, gravitated towards celebrity crotch quicker than a Valtrex refill. Lindsay first hit on Entourage star, Adrian Grenier, by pulling him on the dance floor. Adrian’s girl eventually pulled him back from Linday’s clutches and made a hasty retreat. The red headed tease then made her way to Leonardo DiCaprio, but had very little success.
“She was very flirty with Leo,” says our spy. “But he wasn’t saying much to her.” DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.
Find me a story where Lindsay isn’t getting drunk and whoring herself out. It’s impossible. I read a study they did on Lindsay where they found out that if she didn’t have sex every three days and drink every night, she might die or worse, turn into a well mannered, respectable human being. I shudder to think.